For All Old Hash Times

1, January, 2002

Almost all the hashers were recovering,

From yesterday’s all night partying.

But somehow Hares Forest Hump & Doggie Style

Managed to lay something that resembled a trail.

Matters weren’t helped by the cold weather,

Otherwise we all might have done better.

On this day, the combined New Year’s Hash.

Between San Antonio and the Kiss My Hash.

Most Hashers got to the end other their own,

Except for the few who had to be shown.

The FRB went to Dreamin’ & Creamin

Who seems to get the award again and again.

The DFL went to two,

Tite Box and code Yellow.

One by one everyone took their turn

In the circle, drinking, then with their cups over turned.

Almost everyone was a violator,

At one point it didn’t matter what for.

But soon the accusations ran out,

About the same time the beer was running out.

So with that the Circle came to an end,

And closed with the Hash Hymn.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

f “Take a swig of crack.” – Tite Box

f “I’ll drink for my pussy any time.” – Miss September

f “Everyone thinks he’s so cute, until he f*cks your neighbor’s pussy.” – F*cking Annoying

f “Labia set Big Yack’s willy free, and the mouse was out of the house.” – Trojan Whore

f “This turd’s the size of a Volkswagen.” – F*cking Annoying

f “Trojan called down for duck tape so she could tape up her boobs.” – Labia on the Table