KMHHH # 168.4

Forest Hump’s 100^th Hash

27, July, 2002

Oh, the beer was poured

And the pack couldn’t be found

Cause they couldn’t find hash on the ground.

It was Forest Hump 100^th run,

A metaphor for inebriation.

We made him chug and pound

A beer every down-down.

Soon he began to stagger

Then he began to stutter

He probably doesn’t even remember

Being awarded the mop squeezer

Or nearly tripping on the 5ft board

Known as the Stud Award.

And it was clear even before the Hashsite

He needed to be baby sit.

We did pause to award the FRB

To Fists of Fury

And DFL to the Lost

Up n’Out.

We had three namings

I’ll review for Forest’s fuzzy memory.

Tracey is now Tasty Pasty

Brian in Enema of the State

And Angie is The Other White Meat.

But we made sure Forest got plenty of beer

More than he probably drinks in a year.

He thought he wouldn’t get too drunk at the Down-Down

But the moral of the story is…

When you hit 100 you’re getting’ the Triple Crown

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

— “I have to have these nuts because I don’t have access to my other nuts.” – Horse’s Ass

— “Forest f*cked Up n’ Out. “ – Lazy Mother F*cker

— “The head’s completely gone!” – Dreamin’ n’ Creamin’