KMHHH # 167.4

Anniversary Antics

13, July, 2002

The Kiss My Hash House Harriers gathered to celebrate

Their 6^th anniversary with a run and cake,

Which might have been our 1^st mistake.

Roxy Moran & BOB were the hares

And their trail was fair.

Other than having a bunch of lost hashers out there.

Lazy Mother F*cker got the Hashshite

For poor Hash etiquette

In making fun of a hasher who slipped.

The DFL had several owners

Before coming home to roost with Chicken Ph*cker.

The Stud Award was claimed

By none other than the FRB Flame

We’d forgiven her for not telling us her full name.

Meanwhile Lazy quizzed the hash virgins

With many test questions

Rewarding and punishing them with Down-Downs.

We even managed to fit in a naming

In between all the drinking

And boy was it something!

Many names were nominated

Before we all voted

On Piddly M Squatt.

From there there’s wasn’t much of a wait

For us to wear and desecrate

The Anniversary cake.

On –On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes Of The WeeK:

– “I’m a gager.” Piddly M Squat

– “I’m bloated like a sea cow.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

– “Deep Throat’s hand is sure rosey.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

– “We had to eat it.” Tracey

– “Who’ll lick me?” – Piddly M. Squat

– “”I look bad; Lazy ate me.” – Piddly M. Squat

– “Smell my finger.” - Up & Out

– “I’ve got cream in my face!” – Lazy Mother F*cker

– “You’ll have to grab it yourself.” – Lady Hardonna

– “Go ahead, massage my ass, in the crack.” – Deep Throat.

– “Lazy doesn’t swallow on the first one.” – Dark Helmet