KMHHH # 166.3

Horse’s Ass Hundredth

29, June, 2002

It was the day of Horse’s Ass 100^th run,

And even though it had started to rain,

We all knew we’d still have fun,

And Horse’s Ass would keep us well entertained.

As the sole hare she nearly got caught,

While hiding in Bill Miller’s parking lot.

There were rumours of a pre-lay,

We let it go, since little hash had washed away.

Most of the pack reached the end,

Except for those few who decided to zen.

We had a few virgins first to deflower

Before honoring Horse’s Ass took up the entire hour.

Moby Dick was the run’s FRB

And Forest Hump got the DFL

Next we had No Name Marcus’ naming

From henceforth he will be called Gin & Tonsils.

Horse’s Ass followed the KMH3 tradition,

By quickly starting on the road to intoxication.

Her 1^st mug full was a Margarita,

Mixed with plenty of tequila.

We followed that with the Stud

And made her drink another mug.

By now the pack was placing bets

On when we thought she’d vomit.

We gave the Mop Squeezer,

And brought her to her knees for the Hashsite.

Both awards seemed to please her.

By now she was quite inebriated.

Her words were by now garbled

And from side to side she wobbled.

But still did not upchuck

And the betters were out of luck.

She didn’t even land on the concrete

Or stick her head between her knees.

And while her Swing Low was subdued,

Lazy made up by being extra lewd.

And all the way on the ride back,

Everyone hoped she just wouldn’t yack!

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

O “ I forgot my lube.” – Horse’s Ass

O “Where are the rest of the b*tches?” – Horse’s Ass

O”I don’t have a whistle or a dick.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

O “Kitty Porn pays me in other ways.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

O “Horse’s Ass is getting puppy f*cked.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

O”I can’t let him go down like that!” – Skid Marks

O “Skidz, don’t you know how to blow that thing?” – Lazy Mother F*cker

O”I’m still soar from Moby from last week.” – Skid Marks

O “Deep Throat’s got a nice bottom.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

O”Horse’s Ass if I’ve seen your tits once I’ve seen them a thousand times.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

O “Spread Horse’s Ass out.” – Lazy Mother F*cker