KMHHH #164.3

Climb Every Mountain

1, June, 2002

 

The trail was very hilly and quite tough

Thanks to Skidz & Mr. Snuffle-Up-A-Muff.

Hares Lazy Mother F*cker & Moby Dick

Caught them on sneaking around on a scouting trip.

So the hares made the trail longer,

But not before they took incriminating pictures.

Of Skidz and Muff and their mountain bikes.

 

So it wasn’t a surprise Skidz was FRB

Since the area he’d already seen.

Mother’s Little Helper was DFL

After someone went and found him lost on trail.

For the first time ever

We re-voted the Mop Squeezer

Taking it from Deep Throat & giving it to Rear Ender.

 

There must have been a dozen virgins

So many we couldn’t count all of them.

But Lazy was to honor them and their Sponsors

With quite a few beers.

When it came to voting on the Hashshite

There wasn’t a question of who was getting it –

Skidz and Mr. Snuffle-Up-A-Muff.

 

After they got off their knees

They were thrilled to also receive

The coveted Stud Award;

For their actions a fitting reward.

It’s okay to try and trick the Hares,

So long as they don’t see you there,

And take your picture!

 

On-On

Fire In The Hole

 

Quotes of the Week:

] “None of this heavy petting  beer; let’s have the f*cking  beer.” – Strap On

] “I eat a lot of sh*t..” – Moby Dick

] “Horse’s Ass gimme your nuts!” – Forest Hump

] “Deep Throat put your head down my pants!” – Lazy Mother F*cker

] “Johnson you blow first.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

] “Spank me harder.” – Deep Throat