The trail was very last minute

So the pack hadn’t any idea what they’d get,

From Hares Lazy Mother F*cker and Moby Dick

But they did get 5 beers checks,

And a lot of alcohol along the way to partake.

The FRBs were Blows A Lot & Analrexic

Because no one wanted to drink for it.

Strap On was the run’s DFL

Which is unusual because he’s so quick,

Too bad he got lost on Trail.

The Hares barely beat Strap On in,

After they stopped for Mexican

The food they got take out

Earned them a nomination

Which got them the Hashshite.

Then Lazy whined about the lime chips,

And generally continued to bitch.

So he got the Mop Squeezer

The award Horse’s Ass usually gets.

So naturally it also went to his co-hare.

Next were Blows A Lot and Analrexic

Who are a little too sweetly sick.

This earned Blow A Lot the Stud Award.

Their number of runs are alike,

Blows ditched her running shoes so Arex wouldn’t be left behind.

Of the violators there were many to pick

And their challenges were silenced by a gravity check.

BFI was the biggest backslider

And by now it was time for us to quit

Before we got any more out of order.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week: (They Said It…)

[ “Hey Horse’s Ass can I stick this in there?” – Forrest Hump

[ “Moby, gimme your salty nuts.” – Horse’s Ass

[ “Beaver’s groping my nuts.” – Moby Dick

[ “A lot of women want my nuts tonight.” – Moby Dick