KMHHH # 159

April Showers

6, April, 2002

 

 

The theme for this rainy day,

Was virgin Trey wasn’t gay,

Despite watching asses, so he wouldn’t lose his way,

Which wasn’t the smartest thing to say.

And Lazy Mother F*cker took every opportunity

Of which there were many,

To point out Trey’s sexuality,

Along with the hares’ folly.

The John Doe and Dreamin’ & Creamin’s trail was quite long,

And even sometimes they got it wrong,

But at the end Davy Crotch It knew every song,

So to him the Stud now belongs.

And the Hares, by Roasted Nuts, the FRB, were caught

Probably, because like everyone else they were lost.

So their getting snared was the cost,

And in the Circle they were much sought.

Skid Marks got the Mop Squeezer

Because he didn’t teach his virgin better

So he had to consume the sacred nectar.

And he complained over and over.

Forrest Hump got the Hash Shite,

For something we forget.

But whatever it was, he must have deserved it.

Otherwise we wouldn’t have voted him it.

So as it was the rain kept coming down,

While we were doing our Down – Down

The Multiples consumed a round,

And the violators were found.

And no one said no

When we sang Swing Low,

As we got ready to go,

And that’s all there is to know.

 

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week: (They Said It…)

[ “ Tuck me in and zip me.” Chicken Ph*cker

[ “We like to grab asses and Shit.” – Deep Throat

[ “I had my eyes glued to his ass.” – Non Name Trey

[ “Davy Crotchit got so excited about his pussy he didn’t know what he was doing.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

[ “ The wind is going right up my ass.” – Deep Throat

[ “You screw both of us.” – Mr. Snuffle-Up-A-Muff

[ “I’m sorry, okay? He had a nice ass!”  - No Name Trey.