KMHHH # 158

Up & Out Upchucks

16, March, 2002

 

The luck of the Irish abandoned Up & Out

And no less on the day of his 100^th run.

So off he went with his co-hare Flaming Tongue

All along they should have been marking the route.

Thus more than once the pack found themselves lost,

With most everyone cursing Up & Out.

Everyone knew they couldn’t get the Mop,

So all of the whining never stopped.

But somehow we did make it to the end,

We presented Up & Out with a “mini” mug

And from it we asked him to Chug

Wild Turkey, imparted on him with “love.”

In under three drinks he began to turn green,

So no one would stand near him, not even Dreamin’, the FRB.

Not long after that Up & Out lost his lunch,

Nearly followed by the rest of us.

But we still made him drink for his triple crown,

He got the Stud, Mop, and Hashshite.

And nothing he said was going to get him out of it.

And our honoring of him didn’t quit.

In the midst of all this we got name Dave Muff,

From his given name we came up with all kinds of stuff.

Muff Banger, Little Miss Muff Driver, Muff & Stuff

But none of these were as good as Mr. Snuffle-up-a-muff

By now Dark Helmet had arrived as DFL

So we welcomed him into the circle for a beer,

And next asked all the Violators to appear.

And shortly there after we ere out of beer.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quotes of the Week:

[ “I can’t bend over; I’m too sore.” – Deep Throat

[ “I can’t get my head up straight.” – Rear Ender

[ “I dug it out of the bush.”

[ “But I’ve got my Valentines Day panties on.” – Mr. Snuffle-up-a-muff

[ “Ladies bend over, I have my stud.” – Up & Out

[ “Now Chicken Ph*cker wants to swing off my ass.” – Deep Throat

[ “Don’t ever let them see you barf.” – Deep Throat