KMHHH # 157

Dumb Ass Hash

9, March, 2002

The phrase commonly put together are “tits& ass.”

Instead the Kiss My Hash House Harriers got Ass & Ass.

And this is the tail, of two asses…

The Hares were Horse’s Ass and Sucks Ass,

And we should have known 2 asses aren’t better, than one.

They thought they were “smart asses.”

But it turned out they were just “dumb asses.”

And so were we for trying to follow their “ass backwards” trail

Sucks Ass didn’t leave much to mark our path

He mustn’t have had enough “ass wipe” with him,

Meaning one of the hares is a “cheap ass”

Or Sucks Ass was too busy “hauling ass”

As the hounds were quickly in pursuit.

Somewhere on trail Up & Out fell “on his ass”

But with some help everyone “dragged their asses” in.

So at the Down-Down they could get “drunk off their asses”

Being FRB Flaming Tongue “kicked everyone’s ass.”

Trying to decide the DFL though was c”ass”trophe.

But when it came to awards the pack all wanted “a piece of ass.”

First, the Hashshite went to the Hares, who were “ass”tounded.

Horse’s Ass said something about “kissing her ass.”

And John Doe did lick her, making her a “wet ass.”

But both Hares managed to down their plungers of nectar.

The Hares were already in trouble “up to their asses.”

Even before the Mop Squeezer was brought out.

And it didn’t help they were whining like “candy asses”

So much it wouldn’t have done any good to “kiss some ass.”

So, together they shared and drank for the mop.

The Stud, did to go to two “smart asses”

Too smart for their own good were Fire In The Hole & Chicken Ph*cker.

Their presentation to Rear Ender, “turned around and bit them in the ass.”

Chicken’s being one very “hairy ass”

But they hadn’t a choice but to take it after the votes.

Last but not least were the Multiples, who always ”ass”pire

After they’ve been given their next bandana

To reach the next rank higher.

Their only life’s desire.

Making them “sad sorry asses.”

By now little more damage could be “ass”igned

And the beer was nearly gone,

And we were running out of time,

And Lazy was starting to go out of his mind.

So the Hash was sent off in peace.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

^ “ I gotta get my foot out of Yard Ralph’s crotch!” – Lazy Mother F*cker

^ “I gotta find my wood, too many people have been on it; it’s been violated.” – Chicken Ph*cker

^ “But at least I didn’t throw up.” – Rear Ender

^ “Rear Ender is the best religion I ever had.”- Chicken Ph*cker

^ “Sucks Ass, you just go over there and take it off!” – Horse’s Ass

^ “Hey, eat me; you want some?” – Lazy Mother F*cker

^ “Who came last? I didn’t come last.” – Deep Throat

^ “Roxy Moron, you look like Lassie; taking a shit. “ – Lazy Mother F*cker

^ Who wants their nuts spanked?” – Deep Throat