KMHHH # 153

The Dawning Of A New R.A.

12, January, 2002

It was the dawning of a new day,

As Lazy Mother F*cker became our new R.A.

But being the R.A isn’t so easy,

Or all it’s cracked up to be

As Lazy found out the hard way.

Up & Out and Horse’s Ass were the day’s hares,

And together they made quite a pair,

If they had laid better marks,

The pack might have finished before it was dark.

Not that the hares really cared.

At the Down-Down Lazy created a new hash song,

And tried to teach us to sing along.

That went as well as can be expected,

While at the same time, not a beer was neglected.

But this time the Circle didn’t take that long.

Perhaps because Lazy got the triple crown,

And he cursed it with each subsequent down-down.

One award he didn’t get, was Dreamin’ & Creamin’s FRB hat,

And a very lost Moby Dick got the DFL hat.

Not that this helped Lazy who by now was drunk & loud.

No longer was the R.A. a virgin,

As we all had, had a turn with him.

So with that the Down-Down was complete,

And the R.A. swaying on his feet

Perhaps next week Lazy will have better luck

And with all the awards he won’t get stuck.

But either way when the next Down-Down begins

We’ll let Lazy try it all over again.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

@ “I’ve got Fruit Loops down my cleavage.” – Horse’s Ass

@ “Stop drinking with your dingle berries, Lazy.” – Deep Throat

@ “Up & Out, are you trying to show Lady Hardonna how to piss like a dog?” – Horse’s Ass

@ “I’m looking for Moby to get laid.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

@ “Horse’s Ass is eating all the nuts!” – Blow A Lot

@ “Chupacabra, can’t you keep anything on your head?” – Lazy Mother F*cker

@ “Strap it on Lazy; you ought to be use to it.” – Little Woody