29, December, 2001
This was our last hash of 2001
So it should have been a really good run.
Lazy Mother F*cker was the lead hare,
And as the Hare Raiser he should already
be aware,
That all our trails are always laid live,
It’s the one rule we all must abide.
But if you do decide to pre-lay,
At least make sure the trail’s going the
right way!
And also, at the trail’s start,
Make sure there’s someplace for hashers to
park.
Despite all of these problems,
Lazy Mother F*cker still planned a good run.
Or perhaps it was deemed a success,
Because there were four beer checks?
But the Hashshite still went to him,
For f*cking up the beginning.
So, They ran, walked, swayed, and stumbled,
But all made it to the end without too
much trouble.
Up & Out was this run’s FRB,
While the DFL went to Fuzzy Wuzzy.
And two months after being kidnapped,
Our Stud was finally, back.
It was returned by Ewe F*ck,
Who after four Down Downs, was starting to get drunk.
He also got spanked, by Her Royal Hein Ass with the Stud.
So we voted her the next to have
to carry the wood.
Lady Hardonna got the Mop Squeezer by
proxy,
After nominating the entire Hash for whining about parking.
The only multiple to get a
headband was Tits Everywhere with 50,
He got drink with Labia on the Table (15) and Deep Throat
with 120.
By now we could see the moon,
And a number of beers had been consumed.
So we made the long trek to Sam’s Burgers,
Where we held the on On-After.
On-On
Fire In The Hole
. “Oh, let me sit down, and you can sit on my face.” - Deep Throat
. “Forest come here, and bring your cooties with you.” –
Fire In The Hole
. “Hein Ass was on that Stud.” – Scratch n’ Sniff
. “Scratch, I’m gonna eat your ass.” – Open Wide
. “Hein Ass, the Stud’s gotta have a hot vagina.” – Deep
Throat
. “No, no, I did Forest already.” – Rear Ender
. “Yeah, Big Yack’s sinuses were cleaned out by scrotum
hair.” – TeKillYa Tits
. “Lazy, your ass has a really good grip.”- Deep Throat