KMHHH # 149

Happy Trails To You

1, December, 2001

This week’s trail was quite a switch,

In that it didn’t take half the night to finish it.

The Hares, Incredible Edible and Beaver had planned it out,

But that wasn’t how the run turned out.

You should never ever trust the hounds,

Especially with all the zenners around.

The pack short-cut their way to the end,

Hoping the Down-Down could soon begin.

But Deep Throat was no where to be found,

We thought he was probably on the other side of town.

Soon enough the Circle could start,

Which meant we’d be there until dark.

There were a couple virgins to deflower

But that was nothing compared to what happen to their sponsors.

Moby Dick Followed winning the FRB,

After sprinting in to beat Doogie.

The DFL finally went to Strap On,

After he managed to stumble upon the end.

But he didn’t know what happen to Rear Ender,

Of whom we hadn’t seen hide or hare.

There wasn’t much of a contest for the Mop Squeezer,

As Rear Ender wasn’t there,

But Horse’s Ass, more than made up for her.

Again we had to skip the Stud,

Until someday we can find our wood.

Most us know better than to nominate someone not there,

But Hein Ass insisted upon nominating Chicken Ph*cker.

But since he wasn’t there to get the Hashshite,

Her Royal Hein Ass ended up with it.

We had several multiples this time,

Including Moby Dick with 69.

We finished off the keg with a score of violations,

Most for the usual infractions.

But as we were heading back to the start,

What should we see coming out of the dark,

Rear Ender heading up the long hill,

Bound and determined to finish the trail.

And what did she learned at the end,

To never ever zen with Strap On again!

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes Of The Week

b “Hein Ass Still smells like last night’s alcohol.” – Horse’s Ass

b “We want them all to go down!” – Saturday Night Beaver

b “Blow his whistle, baby!” – Skid Marks

b “Don’t f*ck yourself; just each other.” – Horse’s Ass

b “John, you should have given it up, when you got here.” – Deep Throat

b “I F*ckin’ Swallow.” – Horse’s Ass

b “Virgins are shit.” –Horse’s Ass