KMHHH # 148

Lazy Mother F*cker’s Reward

17, November, 2001

The fact that the start of the hash

Began at a funeral

We knew didn’t bode well,

And wouldn’t escape mention in the hash trash.

The hares were finally ready,

Except they hadn’t any beer,

But it didn’t bother Skid Marks, Semper Fag, and Lazy

Who knew Fire and Rear Ender would get the sacred nectar.

On trail the hares names were said in vain,

As the hounds thought they’d never reach the Beer Check,

Not that any of the hounds would admit they’d complained.

Not even Rear Ender could be caught in the act.

By Trail’s end, we finally had a FRB

Deep Throat for a change wasn’t lost,

Unlike a befuddled Up & Out

Who’s been DFL a lot lately.

But the Hash Awards went to Lazy Mother F*cker,

Who took home the coveted Mop Squeezer,

This time instead of Rear Ender,

That was in addition to the plunger.

Due to his poor job at the scoobies,

Lazy got to consume 20 ounces

To the deafening sound of our voices,

All while down on his knees.

For the Multiples Forest Hump was prepared

Blows A Lot had 35, Lady Hardonna 20,

Lazy Mother F*cker 25, and Short Cummings with 15,

All were honored with a down-down and headbands.

Now it was traditionally time for the worst joke,

The awarding of Jerry Lewis,

But there wasn’t a joke among us.

And no one spoke.

So Deep Throat led us in the hash hymnal,

Before anyone said anything,

And then we’d never get to Chuey’s

So off we went, with more mischief to follow.

On- On Fire In The Hole

Quotes Of The Week:

! “I’m not opening my mouth” – Rear Ender

! “I didn’t have my ass out!” – Moby Dick

! “It’s got vibrating seats.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

! “Who’s supposed to give up the goodies?” – Deep Throat

! “Lazy just wait; he’s giving it first.” – Deep Throat

! “Forrest’s pumping his pie.” – Short Cummings

! “Suck, swallow, spew!” – Big Yack Attack

! “I’ve already got breasts; I don’t need your Lazy.” – Rear Ender

! “I felt his penis on my leg, and that was enough!” – Lazy Mother F*cker