KMHHH # 146

Halloween Hash

27, October, 2001

 

Ghost and goblins weren’t the only ones running around

As our Halloween Hash came to downtown.

Roasted Nuts and Big Yack Attack were the hares,

Big Yack’s costume left quite a lot of him bare!

So the hashers’ began their quest for spirits,

But only the kind that have alcohol in it.

Anal Flour was the night’s FRB,

While the DFL was Cherry Poppin’ Daddy.

Ewe F*ck in leather chaps posed with a new bride,

And for that he earned the Stud with pride.

Big Yack Attack had the scariest costume at the hash,

Dressed in drag and flaunting his ass.

John Doe’s smack on it left a handprint

All as he was trying to drink for the Hashshite.

Lazy Mother F*cker was the night’s religious advisor,

But that couldn’t stop him from getting the Mop Squeezer.

His question to the Virgins about “multiples” met with great response,

As No Name Amy thought it was a threesome,

And No Name Dannese thought it was a guy with two organs.

But instead it’s hashers who have runs ending in 10 or 5,

Or like RamButt have hashed with us 69 times.

One of the best costumes was Trojan Whore as a sexy devil

Her prize was an adult beverage in a bottle.

It wasn’t a surprise the worst costume went to Big Yack Attack,

And upon winning one more showed us his ass.

The Scariest costume went to Tits Everywhere,

Whose Cipro costume played upon the Anthrax fear.

 

On-On

Fire In The Hole

 

 

Quotes of the Week:

> “ Look, I can suck myself.” – Chicken Ph*cker

> “John, shake that ass.”  - Chicken Ph*cker

> “Chicken were you sucking your tit?” – Fire In The Hole

> “Hey Big Yack, you’re virgin is coming with another guy.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

>”Shut up! I know how to give it!” – Lazy Mother F*cker

> “Short Cummings, let me stroke you.” – Ass Grabber

> “Pump it Chicken, Pump it!” – Analrexic

>”Quit squeezing my nipples.” – Chicken Ph*cker