KMHHH # 144

The Hare Who Was A Tortoise

6, October, 2001

 

Today was a first in all the years of the hash

Never had a hare before come in dead last.

No Wrong Hole plotted the route,

But a co-hare he was without.

Little Woody was “elected” to save the day,

Off they went, but something happened along the way.

No Wrong Hole ran into a dead skunk.

Which he said caused him to blow chunks.

So that was the reason he says he was DFL,

It was all due to the skunk’s foul smell.

With this the pack renamed him Pepe Le Puke

A name he didn’t even try to rebuke.

He was also given the Hashshite, while on his knees,

For drafting, and then abandoning Little Woody.

The was a co-holding of the FRB,

By Waterboy & John Doe.

Now, Little Woody, still was an award without,

But that changed, when the Stud Nominations came out.

Horse’s Ass earned herself the Mop,

For putting her foot up Deep Throat’s behind she couldn’t stop.

We had quite a few Multiple this time,

Including Fire In The Hole with 69.

25 for Skid Marks, 60 for John Doe

45 for Seven Year B*tch, and 65 for Moby.

By now the sun had set,

And the Circle still wasn’t over yet.

But Deep Throat finally managed to end,

Thankfully before 2002 began.

And as we tried to sing the closing hash song,

Our grand Master, managed to get all wrong.

 

On-On

Fire In The Hole

 

 

 

Quotes Of The Week:

Y “I don’t know what happened here; my ass is wet.” – Horse’s Ass

Y “Your pumper’s weak, John.” – Rear Ender

Y “John, your pumper has been over used.” – Fire In The Hole

Y “Hey Scratch, Nuts out for the boys, nuts out for the boys.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

Y “ Rear Ender and Beaver, grab Dreamin’s stud later!” – John Doe

Y “Scratch, show us your scrotum.”  - Lazy Mother F*cker

Y “No Wrong Hole, get down on your knees for me.” – Moby Dick

Y “Oh, now I’ve got the Brit giving it to me!” – No Wrong Hole

Y “I told you not to unstrap it!” – Deep Throat