KMHHH # 142

 

 

8, September,2001

 

The hashers couldn’t wait for Chicken

And Moby Dick’s trail to begin.

Then they couldn’t wait

To finally find the end.

There were several virgins

None of whom knew their hash lessons,

 It was all the fault of Moby and Penis Pumper

Who were punished by multiple beverage consumption.

Forest Hump managed to correctly zen,

So he got to wear the FRB hat again.

Up and Out got the DRL

And he was the last to find the trail’s end.

John Doe would a giant whale

And with it he ran the whole trail

For his efforts he was reward with Captain Morgan’s

Despite dragging the whale in by it’s tail.

Next came nominations for the Stud Award,

That highly coveted, easy to carry board,

Which went to Incredible Edible

For her morning’s 1^st place racing award.

The Mop Squeezer went to Deep Throat

For having poison ivy on his butt.

A reminder of America’s Interhash,

One that would go away, he hoped.

Forest Hump puked out the car at seventy MPH

The cars behind him hit with a beer shower

So we gave him the Hashshite; hoping he wouldn’t

Repeat the performance with the next few hours.

There were several headbands given

To hashers with 10 & 20 runs.

Little Woody even had 69,

So all in all everyone had fun.

 

 

On –On

Fire In The Hole

 

 

Quotes of the Week:

u “ Lazy, you’re mad at me cause I gave it to you up the ass.” Chicken Ph*cker

u “What time do the mosquitoes go in?” – Saturday Night Beaver

u “ Sucks Ass, Do me! Do me! Do me!” – Fire In the Hole

u “ I saw John beat Moby with his Willy.” – Rear Ender

u “ I have wank envy” – Lazy Mother F*cker

u “Chicken you’re a cunt, but you aren’t drinking like one.” – Rear Ender