KMHHH # 141

Check Back Challenge

25, August 2001

 

At this hash there were many virgins,

Most brought by Soon To Be Named Karen.

Rear Ender, Deep Throat, and Fire In The Hole’s Trail had it all,

Including making the hounds scale a wall.

Creamin’ and Dreamin’ was the run’s FRB

Only because he skipped the check back 23.

While the DFL went to Fuzzy Wuzzy.

At the Circle the Stud went to Karen,

For bringing not one, but five virgins.

Multiples were Steve (5), Karen (4), and Deep Throat (110)

Their new names, they’d like, they hoped.

So we sent them off into the hills.

For Karen the list of optional names was filled

But the winning name was Incredible Edible.

Most of the names for Steve had to do with butts,

So it wasn’t a surprise he was named Beach To Butt.

To Horse’s Ass the spotlight now shifted,

As she was given the Hashshite.

And she got the Mop Squeezer Award

For her whining it was well deserved.

By now it was already long dark

But thankfully we close to the start

So off we went, to the On-After, to take part.

 

On-On

Fire In The Hole

 

Quotes of the Week:

v “I haven’t had a virgin in a long time. “ – No Name Di

v “Can I be a virgin again?” – Sucks Ass

v “He can come with one finger.” – No Name Di

v “Up & out and Fuzzy came together, holding hands.” – Rear Ender

v “Your weenie is blinking , Strap On.” – Rear Ender