KMHHH # 140

Heat Wave Hash

11, August 2001

 

The Temperature rose and rose

For the run of Analrexic and Blows.

Somehow the pack made it through the heat,

Forest Hump was even the FRB.

There were so many back sliders

In the circle you couldn’t see the center

As they all packed in there.

With Multiples it was the same story,

As all wanted their moment of glory.

Lady Hardonna had 15, Roasted Nuts with 65,

Tim had 5 while Fire In The Hole had 65.

Blows a Lot had 20, Rear Ender 90,

Saturday Night Beaver had 20, and Strap On had 30,

And finally Titter Twatter with 40.

The to come in No Name Di,

Who was Crown DFL, when she finally arrived.

No Name Tim also got named,

He shall now be forever known as OrangaWang.

By the Time we named Tim we’d made quite a list,

Since it was Chicken Ph*cker’s fault, he got the Hashshite.

Upset about his whining he refused to desist.

So he gave him the Mop Squeezer Award too.

If he wasn’t careful he’d have more before the pack was through.

From the Stud Chicken was spared,

That went to Creamin’ & Dreamin for bringing Shiner Beer.

Still there were Jerry Lewis jokes to be told,

Hopefully, through them the beer stayed cold.

And the circle would finish before we were too old.

 

On-On

Fire In The Hole

 

Quotes of the Week:

v “Some days my ass is tight, some days it isn’t.” – Chicken Ph*cker

v “And you thought I had squirrel nuts before.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

v “I only do stick.” – Wax On Wax Off

v “This is the only beaver I can get.” – Chicken Ph*cker

v “I’ll scratch you a little harder. “ Deep Throat

v “Is the beaver wet yet?” – Chicken Ph*cker

v”Maxwell’s giving it away.” – Seven Year B*tch

v “Lazy Gives it up all the time.” John Doe

v “One Cocked went down on me.” – Lazy Mother F*cker