KMHHH #
139
What’s
In a Name?
28, July,
2001
But their quickness couldn’t
keep them from getting snared.
For once zenning paid off
for Deep Throat
But he wasn’t quick enough
to be FRB, like Up & Out.
Finally, everyone found the
end of the trail.
Including Pussy Whipped, the
night’s DFL.
The multiples were honored
for their count
Anal Flour (50), Sucks Ass
(5), Forest Hump (70), and Rambutt (65).
Next we sent soon to be
named Mike and Carol Ann off
Too bad after trying to
sneak back they got lost.
Mike might have been named:
Clearance Rack Cowboy,
Garage Sale Gringo, there
were lots of choices.
But in the end he was named
Umbilicus Rex,
For those of you not there,
you’ll have to guess the rest.
Carol Ann’s name was a bit
harder,
Basic Instinct, 2 by
Fornicate, or Woody Wood Peck Her.
All were good suggestions,
But Wax On Wax Off, was the
name given to Carol Ann.
Not only was she named but
she was voted the Mop.
For whining about being
lost, after she wandered off.
Maxwell Twat questioned the
honor of our RA, Deep Throat,
So to her the Hashshite we
did vote.
Lazy Mother F*cker can’t
seem to part with the Stud Award,
He took Fire Crotch’s wrath,
after his fart nearly singed his drawers.
Several hashers tried to be
funny and tell Jerry Lewis jokes.
Of any of them being funny,
there wasn’t a hope.
And with that the hash was
sent in peace,
And went off to get a bite to
eat.
On-On
Fire In The Hole
Quotes of
the Week:
– “I’ve got
Don King’s afro hanging out of my ass hole.” – Strap On
– “Lady
Hardonna, stick your head down here.” – Chicken Ph*cker
– “It’s like
another dingle berry hanging there.” – Lazy Mother F*cker
– “It’s up
your ass and everything.” – Deep Throat
– “I’ve got
beggar’s lice up my ass.” – Horse’s Ass
– “Horse’s
Ass, I’ll give you a f*cking banana.” – Lazy Mothr F*cker
– “Sit on the opening,
John.” – Horse’s Ass
– “Go ahead,
put this in your mouth, Moby.” – Lazy Mother F*cker
– “I’m not
bending over, no freebies.” – Deep Throat
– “I lost my dinger.” – Lazy Mother F*cker
– “I want scrotum.” - Lazy Mother F*cker
– “I’m just a
little cunt.” – Maxwell Twat