KMHHH # 139

What’s In a Name?

28, July, 2001

Lazy Mother F*cker and Strap On were our swift hares,

But their quickness couldn’t keep them from getting snared.

For once zenning paid off for Deep Throat

But he wasn’t quick enough to be FRB, like Up & Out.

Finally, everyone found the end of the trail.

Including Pussy Whipped, the night’s DFL.

The multiples were honored for their count

Anal Flour (50), Sucks Ass (5), Forest Hump (70), and Rambutt (65).

Next we sent soon to be named Mike and Carol Ann off

Too bad after trying to sneak back they got lost.

Mike might have been named: Clearance Rack Cowboy,

Garage Sale Gringo, there were lots of choices.

But in the end he was named Umbilicus Rex,

For those of you not there, you’ll have to guess the rest.

Carol Ann’s name was a bit harder,

Basic Instinct, 2 by Fornicate, or Woody Wood Peck Her.

All were good suggestions,

But Wax On Wax Off, was the name given to Carol Ann.

Not only was she named but she was voted the Mop.

For whining about being lost, after she wandered off.

Maxwell Twat questioned the honor of our RA, Deep Throat,

So to her the Hashshite we did vote.

Lazy Mother F*cker can’t seem to part with the Stud Award,

He took Fire Crotch’s wrath, after his fart nearly singed his drawers.

Several hashers tried to be funny and tell Jerry Lewis jokes.

Of any of them being funny, there wasn’t a hope.

And with that the hash was sent in peace,

And went off to get a bite to eat.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

“I’ve got Don King’s afro hanging out of my ass hole.” – Strap On

“Lady Hardonna, stick your head down here.” – Chicken Ph*cker

“It’s like another dingle berry hanging there.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

“It’s up your ass and everything.” – Deep Throat

“I’ve got beggar’s lice up my ass.” – Horse’s Ass

“Horse’s Ass, I’ll give you a f*cking banana.” – Lazy Mothr F*cker

“Sit on the opening, John.” – Horse’s Ass

“Go ahead, put this in your mouth, Moby.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

“I’m not bending over, no freebies.” – Deep Throat

“I lost my dinger.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

“I want scrotum.” - Lazy Mother F*cker

“I’m just a little cunt.” – Maxwell Twat