30, June, 2001
The date might have been a bit early,
To celebrate the 4th of July.
But don’t tell Hares Deep Throat, Fire In The Hole, and Rear Ender
Whose trail was a send off for Captain Cathader.
While all our brain cells were half sober
We tried to name Kathy, Scratch’s significant other.
After many suggestions she was voted the name Blow Driver.
There were many multiples who earned bandanas,
Penis Pumper (10), Skid Marks (20), and Le Femme Nikita
(80).
The hares had left a special prize on trail,
Found by Ranger Smurf, the night’s DFL.
Beating him to the end, by nearly a week.
Was the FRB, Moby Dick.
But the most fun, was when, the time for awards came
around.
Thanks to Carolanne Little Woody got the Triple Crown!
He whined about having muddy Hasher in his truck,
So for the Mop Swueezer and Hashshite he drunk.
But he earned the Stud Award
After we found
out his truck will soon need a sign “Baby on Board.”
Half the Circle drank for violations,
Which is our usual situation.
Captain Cathader was given a Hash send off,
Serenaded by a rendition of “f*ck off.”
With that the Circle was complete,
And all the hashers were still on their feet.
On-On
Fire In The Hole
Quotes of the Week:
( “ I want to
be a virgin again.” – Diane
( “My wood
sure took a beating; I think it was that beating it on the road that did it.” –
Strap On
( “You bit his
head off.” – Guamaraya Balls
( “The Beaver
wanted a kiss.” – Up & Out
( Can’t f*ck
him, can’t catch him.” – Deep Throat
( “Mine was
big, but it shrunk.” – Scratch n’ Sniff
( “Do I have
to take it off.” – Tekillya Tits
( “I got a
degree in masturbation.” – Ewe F*ck
( “Oh, it’s
not a little woody.” – Carolanne
( “Woody get
your complaining ass in here.” – Deep Throat
( “Yeah, on
your knees. Now, Little Woody, you know how your wife feels.” – Up & Out
( “Tite Box
the f*cking thing isn’t in your pants.” – Deep Throat
( “Grab him by
the balls and bring him in here.” – Deep Throat.