KMHHH # 136

Hawaiian Ho Down

16, June, 2001

The Hares, Chicken Ph*cker and Le Femme Nikita with injuries were fraught

But they were determined they wouldn’t be caught..

Wearing grass skirts and coconut bras the pack took chase

But soon, of beer there were in need,

So to the beer check they raced,

Too bad the heinous hares made it a BYOB.

How the hound’s b*tched when they got to the trail’s end.

Lazy Mother F*cker was ready to begin with religion,

But we waited for the DFL Tekillya Tits to, finally, come in.

Then, the drinking of the nectar could finally begin.

There were far too many virgins to count,

So after drinking in the circle, Lazy ordered them to get the F*ck out!

The ever lengthening Stud Award went to Strap On,

Who now wished he’s never run that 2:50 marathon.

The Mop Squeezer goes to the biggest whiner or complainer,

Usually that means Horse’s Ass,

But today it went to Hare Chicken Ph*cker

Who even shaved his legs for the hash!

Doggie Style was the night’s FRB.

Following him were too many violators to list.

We didn’t have to worry about having any non-apparents.

Next, we had to vote on Mr. & Mrs. Do Ho

Scratch n’ Sniff won Mr. Don Ho but to Chicken being Mrs., said, “Hell, no!”

It was close, but Trojan Whore was declared the winner.

Both Mr. & Mrs. Do Ho were honoured in the Circle.

With them were Horse’s Ass (75), Gee Whiz (25), and Miss September (30)

Who represented the night’s Multiples.

Before we could get to the horror of Jerry Lewis,

The was the mater of awarding he Hashshite,

With 5 plus votes, there was no doubt, Lazy Mother F*cker was getting it.

With that the Circle closed and it was on to Le Femme’s house for all of us.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes Of The Week:

( “He told me get a sh*t load of leis.” – Saturday Night Beaver

( “ If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in your family.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

( “ We’re family, we all lei each other.” – Her Royal Hein Ass

( “I want Chicken to Lei me!” – Fire In the Hole

( “I’m gonna go Lei people.” – Chicken Ph*cker

( “F*ck me running.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

( “Beaver, you like it from the rear, don’t you?” – Chicken Ph*cker

( “Chicken, stop laying everyone, and get over here.” – Tite box

( “Lazy’s giving it to himself.” – Blow A Lot

( “ Oh Lazy just likes to blow a little head.” – Moby Dick

( “Hein Ass, you’ve been sleeping with Anal Flour, haven’t you?” – Lazy Mother F*cker

( “Chicken Ph*cker, get the f*ck out of my pants!” – Le Femme Nikita

( “Analrexic got mooned by the Beaver!”- Lazy Mother F*cker