KMHHH #133

Cinco De Mucko Hash

5, May, 2001

 

Lady Hardonna and Creamin’ & Dreamin’ laid a trail for Cinco de Mayo,

Too bad most of the pack had no idea where to go.

Almost the entire pack ended up lost

Except for Deep Throat, who’s zenning finally paid off.

He got to the end, and became FRB,

He drank his beer, as everyone else wandered around hopelessly.

Especially lost were the many virgins,

Who we doubt we’ll ever see again.

Up & Out was the DFL,

The last one to find the end of the trail.

At the Down-Down Horse’s Ass didn’t get the Mop Squeezer,

Because Up & Out whined much louder than her!

He also got the Stud Award,

And now has wood, as big as a board.

It’s a little unclear who got the hashshite,

After all, there were so many candidates.

There were c couple multiples before the circle came to a close,

Forest Hump (65), Goes in Wet (15), and Trojan Whore (5) drank before it was time to go.

 

On-On Fire In the Hole

Quotes of the Week:

, “Oh no we’re not doing this self abuse thing; I made myself come.” – Deep Throat

,     “Deep Throat, you little bitch.” – Rear Ender

,     “We lost it in the field over there.” – Forest Hump

,     “The bugle’s up my ass.” – John Doe

,     “Fists was bent over the front, and Suck Ass gave it to him up the ass.” – Captain Cather

,     “They don’t call me needle dick for nothing.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

,     “I was hoping it would last for a while longer.” – Butt Rogers

,     “Bite my clit.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

,     “There’s not enough to bite.” – Reply from Rear Ender

,     “You’re making me wet.” – Horse’s Ass

,     “I’m gonna fill that b*tch up.” – Deep Throat

,     “You’re a big man, go down on your own.” – Rear Ender

,     “Rosie Palm is getting sick of me.” – Deep Throat

,     Up & Out’s woody is bigger than he is!” Labia on the Table

,     “That’s more wood that Up & Out’s ever had.” – Rear Ender

,     “Lazy Mother F*cker is hung like a bull hamster.” – Captain Cathter

,     “Horse’s Ass won’t be getting any ass tonight.” Captain Cathter

,     Skid Mark wants it from behind.” – Deep Throat

,     “Lady Hardonna gave it to me.” – Horse’s Ass