KMHHH # 132

Fie-“ass”ta Hash

21, April,2001

 

Chicken Ph*cker and Horse’s Ass trail started off as a normal hash,

But before long it was a celebration of asses.

It began with Horse’s Ass being snared,

By Skid Marks, before she could get to the “end.”

Once everyone arrived at the Down-Down,

We decided to christen No Name Ruben.

We had the usual suggestion of UB and toilet puck,

By now Horse’s Ass “cheeks” were turning pink.

But Sucks Ass was the winning suggestion,

The story “behind” it made winner, without any discussion.

Another amazing feat, was Deep Throat as the Front Running Bastard,

Instead of being lost at the pack’s “tail end.”

Coming as DFL, the pack’s post posterior, was Butt Rogers.

Meanwhile, Le Femme tried to play Sucks Ass father.

The winner of the Stud award was Strap On,

For kicking “ass” at the Boston Marathon.

“Butt” there was still more mayhem to come.

Before the circle would be done.

Horse’s Ass won the coveted Mop Squeezer,

For whining about the trail, and sitting on her “derričre.”

LeFemme Nikita got to take a “seat” with the Hashshite,

After it was reveled he taught Lazy, “Pop, pop,”, who then wouldn’t quit.

Next, it was the Violators, who weren’t the least bit “bummed” out.

This included: Tits Everywhere, Rear Ender, Fist of Fury, and Up & Out.

On the “backside” of the circles were the Multiples: Blows A Lot,

Chicken Pucker, Fists of Fury, and Rambutt.

Finally, it was time for Anal Flour’s Jerry Lewis,

Mercifully, Up & Out saved somehow saved us.

Finally the Circle came to a conclusion,

Before there was too much inebriation.

 

On-On Fire In The Hole.

Quotes of the Week:

¶ “ I have a prick in my head. “ – John Doe

¶ “ I like easy access, otherwise, you get wedged in there.” –  

      Forrest Hump

¶ “Pop, pop, pop, my nuts.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

¶ How come there are only two female asses?” – Rear Ender

¶ “I don’t have to suck Le Femme’s ass too, do I?” – Sucks Ass

¶ “Rambutt stick something in Anal Flour’s mouth.” – Deep

    Throat

¶ “I’ve gotta take Skid Mark’s ass.” Captain Cathader

¶ “Damn, I didn’t know anyone could blow that hard.” Sucks

     Ass

¶ “First you have to give it, before you can receive it.” –

      Deep Throat

¶ “Bring your anal and the rest of it with you.” Rear Ender

¶ “I violated myself!” – Up & Out

¶ “Up & Out, have you been blowing Anal Flour?” – Deep

     Throat