KMHHH # 131

Alamo Heights, Hills & Squirrels

6, April, 2001

 

Tonight Lazy Mother F*cher was the star of the hash,

And by the end of the night he was certainly trashed.

He began by haring quite a run.

With lots of hills, including Torcido’s Son.

John Doe was the night’s FRB,

While the DFL changed hands constantly.

Everything else went to Lazy Mother F*cker

Including the Hashshite, Stud, and Mop Squeezer.

There was so much wrong

More than ever sung, in any hash song.

Lazy shouted he was “hung like a squirrel,

Rear Ender, said she had more, and she was a girl.

And from there things went down hill,

Something we never did on Lazy’s trail.

That’s about all there is to say.

The rest can be found in the quotes of the day!

 

On-On

Fire In The Hole

 

Quotes of the Week:

Z “ Lazy gave up the nookie for the Beaver.” – Chicken Ph*cker

Z “Horse’s Ass, likes to suck out of Hippo’s asses.” – Chicken Ph*cker

Z “I’m getting it for f*cking up Beaver.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

Z “The word of the day is legs, help spread the word.” – Forest Hump

Z “I can’t blow it! “ – Split Tail

Z “Look at him, licking the head!” – Open Wide

Z “ I’m hung like a squirrel, and not a very big one!” – Lazy Mother F*cker

Z “Hell, even I’m hung like a squirrel.” Rear Ender

Z ‘What’s wrong with running into beaver?” – Lazy Mother F*cker

Z “ When the head disappears you’ll know.” – Deep Throat

Z “Lazy, whoever heard of a hasher who couldn’t get on his knees.” – Skid Marks

Z “Titter Twatter, just blow it!” – Deep Throat