KMHHH # 130

Deep Throat Hits 100

24, March, 2001

The fateful day had come at last,

For Deep Throat’s 100^th hash.

Being very, very studly,

He hared the run single handedly.

Now, we couldn’t let Deep Throat honor himself as RA,

So Lazy Mother F*cker got that role to play.

His first act was an announcement,

Every time anyone drank so did Deep Throat.

So Creamin’ & Dreain’ as FRB,

In the Circle, had plenty of company.

Next we toasted the virgins,

Along with the sponsors who brought them.

Besides Deep Throat there were many multiples,

The fact we kept track of them was itself incredible.

The cry, that several hashers had earned head gear

Brought about the time honored responding cheer,

“Head, who said head? I’ll take some of that…”

While Lazy Mother F*cker tried to make them quit.

There wasn’t a contest for the Stud, Mop, or Hashshite

We all knew Deep Throat was going to get it!

There were a few back sliders and non apparents to honor,

Though everyone claimed they hardly knew her.

Before the circle could officially close

Jerry Lewis jokes had to be told

For Deep Throat it was the least

For Deep Throat it was the least torturous,

As he was well on his way to a state of drunkenness.

After the circle finished at last,

We headed off to Tycoon Flats.

On-on

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

J “Does anybody want any Vaseline?” _ Horse’s Ass

J “Oh, Rub it on baby, Rub it on!” – Scratch n’ Sniff & Seven Year B*tch

J “Give it to yourself, Bronco.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

J “Oh baby, look at the big ole head on that one!” – Horse’s Ass

J “Grab my ass and call me Susan, I think we have a winner.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

J “Fire is Violating my chicken!” – Chicken Ph*cker

J “It’s my first time, and already it’s turned into a frenzy.” – Lazy Mother F*cker