KMHHH Run # 129

St. Patrick’s Day Shamrock Shenanigans

17, March, 2001

The rainy weather was more fitting of Dublin,

As the St. Patrick’s Day Hash was about to be begin.

Rambutt was certainly without much luck,

Pulling into the start he got his truck stuck.

They rocked, pushed, pulled and heaved,

But nothing they did could get the truck free.

Meanwhile Hares Le Femme Nikita and Fire In The Hole had left,

They ran, hoping to finish before they got wet.

The pack followed one another like sheep,

Over hills slight and steep.

As they ran, they searched for 4 leaf clover

Which the hares had laid all over.

Deep Throat thought he’d get the bottle of Bailey’s

But it went to Forest Hump through Irish Trickery.

We’re sure Deep Throat was green with envy,

Though as RA, we know he’s full of blarney.

There was also birthday toast to Little Woody

Who won the mop for imitating a banchee.

Roasted Nuts, the FRB made it 1^st to the run’s finale.

Last (DFL) was Bronco Boy, replacing Horney Monkey.

The Stud went to Creamin & Dreamin’

For trying to free Rambutt’s truck with a tree limb.

On trail there must have been a pot of gold,

For there were more multiples than can be told.

Most of the Jerry Lewis jokes had an Irish focus,

Too bad it was torture to listen for most of us.

By now everyone was getting cold,

So we closed the circle, as the night was getting old.

So that was how it ended and begun,

The story of Le Femme & Fire’s St. Patrick’s Day run.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week::

E “Rambutt, you could get it in, but you couldn’t get it out?” – Chicken Ph*cker

E ”Kimchi, do you want it, here, right now?” – Forrest Hump

E “ Le Femme it looks like Roasted Nuts came on your face.” – Chicken Ph*cker

E “Chicken, I’m doing you all over.” – John Doe

E “Stop playing with my head.” – Fire In The Hole

E “Strap On, you broke it, but you can pound it back in.” – Up & Out

E “I had meat in my mouth.” – Rear Ender

E “Le Femme you’re not going down on that thing are you?” – Deep Throat

E “Roasted Nuts, you did my right, all right, without any Vaseline.”- Short Cummings

E “My Scrotum was up to my nostrils, and I had the wedgie from hell.” – Strap On.

E “Going nuts first is never a good idea.” – Chicken Ph*cker

E “I gave it to John, but he hasn’t gotten it up yet.” – Fire In The Hole.