KMHHH Run # 128
The Blows & Ass Shiggy Hash
10,
March, 2001
It was questionable weather
for hash
But that didn’t deter Hares Blows A
Lot and Horse’s Ass.
Through the Shiggy the pack went,
Picking up children like the Pied
Piper of Hamlet.
The children stayed near,
As the hounds went in search of the
“deer.”
Thankfully the children stayed on top
of a ravine,
So, they missed Guamaraya Balls,
flash Culebra Street.
Many of the lost hounds, by dumb luck. found the end,
Where FRB Skid Mark had long been.
BMW B*tch managed to find porno on
trail,
And beat Miss September in, making
her DFL.
From here it was time for the awards
to be bestowed,
Most of them to the hares, they would
go.
Both the hares were nominated for the
hashshite,
but it was Horse’s Ass who got it.
Something about her, flour, and a
yeast infection,
Whatever it was no one was going near
that one!
Horse’s Ass also got the Mop
Squeezer,
As she was the biggest whiner.
For her bravery in haring with
Horse’s Ass
The Stud Blows A Lot got to grasp.
All through this, the virgins
consumed 2 cases of beer,
Which means the porcelain god they’d
soon be near.
Thump That Ass, Twat Did You Say, And
Gumaraya Balls were visiting from Corpus,
And were nice enough to sing and have
a few beers with us.
Through all this there were many
violations,
So many there’s not room to mention
them.
The day also marked Skid Mark’s 15th
hash,
While it was Forest Hump’s 60th
Hash.
Eagerly he began coveting 69,
Hopefully it’ll come to him in time.
Soon the Pack all headed to Legends
Sports Bar,
But many of the things that went on
there are a mystery so far.
On On- Fire In The Hole
Quotes of the
Week:
a “I don’t like this, it has too much
head.” – Horse’s Ass
a “Lady Hardonna’s gonna suck it
through her ass.” – Deep Throat
a “I told you U-F*ck, don’t reach
between my legs, again!” – Horse’s Ass
a “I’m f*cking Anal Flour; he’s my
cousin.” – Lazy Mother F*cker
a “I’m a good mouther.” – Lady
Hardonna