KMHHH # 126

Red Dress Run on the Riverwalk

10, February, 2001

It was February, and Valentine’s Day was nearly here,

Thus the Kiss My Hash House Harriers donned red dresses, as they ran for beer.

Scores of hashers emerged to run Little Woody and Le Femme Nikita’s trail,

They went through the Riverwalk, hoping to avoid going to jail.

There were dozens of Virgins, all of whom soon blushed,

Either from embarrassment, or a down-down induced alcohol rush.

The rest of the pack had long ago lost their cherry,

Including Doggie Style, the night’s FRB.

Strap On, meanwhile managed to avoid any blood on trail,

But he still was the night’s DFL.

Next, Saturday Night Beaver, who never wore a red dress, turned Scarlett,

For her three year boycott she was awarded the hashite.

White, Merlot, or Rose wasn’t the kind of whine in question,

As the pack voted Breathless the mop, by a landslide election.

Bite My Weenie B*tch was then with the Stud marooned,

Thanks to his hot tub for 17, he got himself some wood.

So, now it was time select the best “Lady in Red,”

Nominations were actually taken without anyone saying the word, “head.”

As the boys began to strut their stuff,

None of the hashers had yet had enough.

The Moulin Rouge, it wasn’t, but Skid Mark showed us his thong,

Which most hashers agreed was just wrong!

Last year’s Jennifer Lopez’s see through exposing dress

Had nothing on Chicken Ph*cker, as he flaunted his hairy bare chest.

Forrest Hump looked like a real doozey

In his frilly prom dress, the color of ruby.

But the Ken Doll, “Transvestite Edition,” was won

By a perfectly accessorized No Name Jason, dressed in Crimson.

With that this year’s Red Dress Run was complete

As the hounds headed off to Sam’s for something to eat.

On-On

Fire in The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

£ “I lost my virginity ; has anyone seen it?” – Over heard while on trail

£ “I was looking in the mirror, and I have no ass in this dress.” – No Name Scott

£ “Strap On, it’s not good to run trail carrying your lovechild.” – Chicken Ph*cker

£ “Get off my wood, U-F*ck.” – Moby Dick

£ “Now, you can play with it between your legs, all night long.” – Moby Dick

£ “Leave my ass alone.” – Horse’s Ass

£ “I enjoy sticking it up your ass.” – John Doe