KMHHH # 125

The Return of Moby Dick

27, January, 2001

Once again we all returned to Selma

Hoping Hares Blows a Lot & Strap On

Wouldn’t lead us into another mis-marked dilemma.

But before we began, what did we see?

The return of our Brit., Moby Dick, from Across the sea,

Who raced himself into being the night’s FRB.

The hares drew blood as they layed trail,

While Deep Throat found water up to his hips,

But he still beat in Candy Ass, the night’s DFL.

Though the night’s theme quickly became “get Moby Dick”

First he drank on his knees from the Hashshite.

Then we made him do it again, probably making him sick.

After that there was such an appeal

To give Moby the Stud Award,

Thanks to Fire In The Hole, now complete with training wheels.

By now, The chant was “Triple Crown, Triple Crown”,

So with the Mop, Moby did another Down-Down,

His protests of “no more” with our singing were drowned out.

Next we had punish those who missed the last two hashes,

Moby Dick, Lazy Mother F*cker, Ram Butt,

Fist of Fury, and Her Royal Hein Ass.

With the Multiples Moby thought he might be free,

But with 55 runs, he was joined by, Up & Out with 70,

Deep Throat with 95, And Creamin’ & Dreamin’ and Blow A Lot with 20.

Finally it was time for the circle to come to a close, and rest,

So everyone could head to the on after,

But not before a few choruses of Bestiality’s Best.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

S “ Let’s just everybody shag.” – Up & Out

S “ What do you mean there’s too much head?” – Lazy Mother F*cker

S “ Give me a little one…a cunt.” – Horse’s Ass

S “ There were too many pricks on trail.” – Anal Avenger

S “ And it was good; no, I’m lying about it! I’ve had the same head for the last 20 years.” – Deep Throat & Lazy Mother F*cker

S “ Moby, how many times are you gonna tell me to get off your ass?” – Deep Throat

S “ The Stud’s too big now. Look at it!” – Horse’s Ass

S “ The Stud’s never too big.” – Her Royal Hein Ass

S “ How many times was I down there getting it?” – Deep Throat

S “ Someone please help me get the Little Dick in my car.” – Horse’s Ass

Cumin Hashers: Anal Avenger l Analrexic l Blows A Lot l Candy Ass l Candy Man l Chicken Ph*cker l No Name Cindy l Creamin’ & Dreamin’ l Deep Throat l Fire In The Hole l Fists of Fury l Forest Hump l Her Royal Hein Ass, l Horse’s Ass l John Doe l Lady Hardonna lLazy Mother F*cker l Moby Dick l Ram Butt l Rear Ender l Richie Cum In My Hand l Roasted Nuts l No Name Scott l Strap On l Up & Out