KMHHH # 124
Muddy Waters
13,
January, 2001
This is a tale of
two hares, Skid Mark & Chicken Ph*cker,
Who decided to lay a
trail, that couldn’t have been muckier.
Skid Mark got away
from Deep Throat as quick as could be,
So with the
Hashshite the pack made Deep Throat get down on his knees.
In trying to
escape, the Hares found even more mud,
But it was Fire In
The Hole who ended up with the Stud.
Having no life
she’s made 51 runs in a row,
So as a reward the
Stud she must tow.
The mud didn’t slow
down Horny Monkey,
As he came in 1st
as the night’s FRB.
Meanwhile, Blows A
Lot did the trail all alone,
She was Dead
F*cking Last, but she still arrived on home.
There were quite a
few Backsliders, who missed more than one hash,
So, Deep Throat
asked them to come into the Circle and fill up their glass.
It was then that
someone noticed Craper Naper’s feet.
So from his new
shoes he was obliged to drink.
The Circle
continued with still more awards to go.
It was then that we
decided to honor all the No Blows.
They were: Miss
September, Tits Everywhere and Up & Out.
Along with Seven
Year B*tch, Lady Hardona, and Blows A Lot.
Soon it was time
for headbands to be given out,
So, the On-sec
called the Multiples out:
Up & Out (69),
Rear Ender (75), Horny Monkey (10),
Butt Rogers (15),
Miss September (25), and John Doe (45).
That just left us
with the Mop,
To be awarded to
the hasher’s whose whining would not stop.
Rear Ender had more
nominations than in the past,
Probably because
she whined about falling on her ass.
With that it was
time for the Circle to end,
And the party at
the on after to begin.
To Fatso’s Sport’s
Bar the pack took flight,
To watch the Spurs
and sing bad Karakoe throughout the night.
On-On
Fire In The Hole.
Quotes Of The Week;
a “John Doe, the
webmaster bator.” – Chicken Ph*cker
a “Strap On’s
nipples could cut glass.” – Sweet Ho Alabama
a “Sorry Rear Ender,
I’m violating you with my stud.” – Fire In The Hole
a “Everybody that
doesn’t blow get in the Circle.” – Seven Year Bitch