KMHHH Run # 122

Holiday Hash

16, December, 2000

Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle all the way

Oh what fun to chase Hares Deep Throat & Rear Ender

The hounds drinking all the way.

Dashing through the trail, Doggie Style was FRB

Back over in the field was the DFL, No Wrong Hole.

So far behind the pack, he was never seen.

Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls jingle all the way

Oh what fun to sing hot Vagina

As Mop Squeezer Her Royal Hein Ass shrieks No Way!

Bells on hashers ring,

Clanging through the night,

What fun it is drink at the Down-Down

Which often last until daylight!

Oh Jingle Balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way,

What fun it to give the Stud to No Wrong Hole

Who we hope we’ll see again some day.

The Multiple had yet to go, So we thought we’d make

Analrexic (15), Le Femme Nikita (70), Scratch (105), Seven Year B*tch (35), Te-Killya Tits, Titter Twatter (30), Drink,

Next was Martiza’s (5) naming, there wasn’t any mistake,

When she says her name is Cousin Tit, Lord knows what people will think!

Oh Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle all the way,

Oh what fun Non Apparents Blows, Captain, and Roasted Nuts had,

Because not a word did they say!

The Nomination for the Hashshite were lame as well as lean,

So when the plunger was filled to the brim

It was John Doe falling to one knee,

With that it was time for the party to begin.

Jingle balls, Jingle Balls jingle all the way,

Oh what fun it is to hash,

So close to Christmas Day.

Quotes of the Week:

s “ Your balls are hanging out, Rear Ender.” – Deep Throat

s “John, you better put that thing away, and be glad you have It.” – Deep Throat

s “ Strap On is sucking it on both ends.” – Deep Throat

s “ Nice, Boner.” – John Doe

s “ I gotta find my Butt.” – Skid Mark