KMHHH Run #121

Shocking Shiggy

2, December, 2000

The sky was “electric blue,” which should have forewarned the hounds about the “cuming” trail. If, that didn’t warn them, the fact that the Hares were Forest Hump and Blows A Lot should have! Leaving Rolling Oaks Mall the hounds took flight. They “powered” their way to the beer check, where upon leaving they encountered a few problems, namely finding the trail.

They may have been better off not finding the trail, as the hares had plenty of “shocks” in store for them. Fists of Fury was the first to play Thomas Edison, with an electrical barbwire fence. He became “shell shocked” while climbing through the fence! Le Femme Nikita also caught the same “shock wave,” snapping his jaw shut! Somehow, or another through all this Doggie Style managed to arrive at the Down-Down, as FRB. Horse’s Ass must have been hanging out too long with her four-legged relative at the beer check, because she was DFL.

There were “amp”le enough Multiples to be honored. They included: Le Femme Nikita (69), Strap On (15), Doggie Style (20), and Her Royal Hein Ass (25). No Name Rich and Lazy Mother F*cker both earned their 5^th run with the KMHHH. Lazy Mother F*cker elected to keep his name. Rich meanwhile, was sent off to “Electric Lady Land”, or at least far enough out of immediate earshot. The pack rejected Narco-Sh*ter, and Dixie Sh*ts, in favor of naming him Craper Naper. After all this, it was time to impart the highly coveted hash awards.

Le Femme Nikita and Fists of Fury battled for the Stud, but Fist’s “electric chair” like contact with the fence earned him the win. Despite her usual chorus of complaints Horse’s Ass had to relinquish the Mop Squeezer Award to Her Royal Hein Ass, who got to add it to her growing collection of hash awards, namely the Hashshite. Just to make sure everyone had their moment of fame, Deep Throat invited all the non-apparents: Kimchi Cab De-Light, Rear Ender, Tits Everywhere, Captain Cathader, Rambutt, and Creamin’ n’ Dreamin’ into the circle. The night rounded out with several Violators: Deep Throat, Her Royal Hein Ass, Forest Hump, Blows A Lot, Rear Ender, and Captain Cathader, and far too many Jerry Lewis wannabes.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

h “Chicken, come here and suck my head off.” – Blows A Lot

h “I like those balls.” – Rear Ender

h “Lazy Mother F*cker banged his dog!” – Short Cummings

Cuming Hashers: Blows A Lot, Captain Cathader, Chicken Ph*cker, Craper Naper, Creamin’ n’ Dreamin’, Deep Throat, Doggie Style, Fire In The Erica, Hole, Fists of Fury, Forest Hump, Her Royal Hein Ass, Horse’s Ass, Jessica, Kermit, Kimchi Cab De-light, Le Femme Nikita, Lazy Mother F*cker, Rambutt, Rear Ender, Roasted Nuts, Scratch n’ Sniff, Short Cumings, Shut the F*ck Up, Strap On, and Tits Everywhere.