18th November, 2000
“G” wasn’t the only one lost on trail,
in fact “G” would have been lucky to find John Doe and Strap On’s trail at all!
On a cold, rainy November day, a small pack of hounds set out, however, the
pack would soon become the “lost boys.”
Thanks to the rain, and the hares lack of markings, the hounds soon became “lost in space.” Finding hash quickly became a hunt for “lost treasure.” While in a freezing creek, the pack decided the hares could “get lost” among other things. Finally, after the trail had washed away, and “paradise was lost,” the hounds headed back to the start, like “lost souls.”
The Hounds weren’t the only ones lost however, on it’s way to the end the beer, and autowankers decided to take a trip on a “lost highway,” for more than hour. “All was not lost,” however, the hares did find the beer, and eventually found the hounds, bringing both to the end. They also achieved a KMH3 first, not one person, actually followed the trail to the end!
When everyone finally arrived at the end there were honours to bestow upon the hares, the hounds, the hares, the autowankers, the hares, the award winners, and the hares! Multiples included Deep Throat with 90, and No Name Artie with 5. With five runs to his credit Artie, the pack tried their best to give Artie a name true to the spirit of the KMH3 hash, and it’s one drunken brain cell. Suggestions included: Squeeler, Pukes with Child, and Loyal F*ck. Those were all rejected in favor of Shut the F*ck Up!
Through it all the Hares drank. They drank with FRB Le Femme Nikita. They drank with DFL Fist of Fury , and they especially got to part take in the drinking privileges when John Doe was awarded both the Hashshite, for laying suck a f*cked up trail, and the Stud for volunteering to help Strap On with his trail. Finally, before the circle closed with the traditional hash hymnal, the Mop Squeezer was awarded. Even though there was more “whine” on trail than in the Nappa Valley, Rear Ender ended up with the mop. From there the hashers convoyed to Chester’s Hamburgers, with all finding their way!
On-On
Fire In The Hole
Cuming Hashers : Analrexic,
Butt Rogers, Creamin’ & Dreamin’, Deep Throat, Fire In The Hole, Fists of
Fury, Forest Hump, John Doe, Le Femme Nikita, Mangenia, Rear Ender, Roasted
Nuts, Scratch n’ Sniff, Skid Mark, Strap On,
Up & Out, Shut The F*ck Up,
Horney Monkey, Martiza, and Short
Cumings.