KMHHHH # 118

It’s The Great Halloween Run

28 October, 2000

It was a dark and warm night

As the KMH3 Harriers prepared to give fright

To the patrons of he Riverwalk, with much delight.

Hippie Hare Titter Twatter, and an appropriate Bat Guano were quite a sight!

Witchy Lazy Mother F*cker got the Mop Squeezer for complaining about wearing Pantyhose,

While John Doe as Adam got the Hashshite for wearing too little cloths!

Skid Mark’s flasher costume earned Butt Roger’s the Stud Award,

Probably because his fake organ was the size of the board!

Besides the awards there were costumes to see,

Deep Throat as a nerd, with Rear Ender as a Genie,

Tits Everywhere and Debbie were Mr. & Mrs. Jack in the Box,

While Miss September and Seven Year B*tch were a Cheerleader and Jock.

A basket ball dribbling Doggie Style was FRB,

Along with him there were more Multiples than you can believe!

Blows a Lot with 15, Rear Ender with 69, Anal Flour with 40,

Creamin’ & Dreamin' with 15, Fire In The Hole with 45, and Horse’s Ass with 50.

Gravy Train had 5, and Roasted Nuts and Forest Hump both with 50.

Short Cummings, as a pregnant nun was Dead F*cking Last,

Most likely because he was detained by Mother Superior at the start of the Hash!

The Virgins were also honored at long last,

As Deep Throat was about to let their Sponsor’s miss their chance.

With all of the beer cans empty

It was on to the Laboratory Brewing Company

All made it except Horse’s Ass Hinny

Which she somehow lost back in the city!

On-On

Fire In The Hole

As Little Bow Peep with Her Inflatable Sheep

Quotes of the Week:

" “Don’t stop, don’t stop, just don’t stop, or we’re screwed!” – Rear Ender

" “It feels all mushy inside.” – Her Royal Hein Ass

" “I lost my ass!” – Horse’s Ass

" “Roasted Nuts, do I have grab you by the balls?” – Deep Throat

" “Stop touching my ass, you’re putting dimples in it!” – Horse’s Ass

" “ I like to screw my virgins.” – Lazy Mother F*cker

" “I didn’t know we were doing it already!” – Horse’s Ass