KMHHH # 117

The Hash Went Over The Hill, and The Next Hill, and Another Hill, and…

21, October, 2000

The Trail was supposed to be a fun & healthy trip,

Or at least so said Hares, Forest Hump and War and Piece of Shit!

But ask the hounds, and they’ll say the Hares were full of it!

But the Hounds Refused to Quit!

Through it all they had a Goal,

The Hares would be bowing before long, over the Porcelain Bowl,

At least as long as the RA had Control!

Not a prayer would save the Hare’s souls!

All the Winner were made to drink

John Doe, for wetting his pants and still staying on trail, got the big stick,

And Ewe F*ck earned the FRB by being quick.

Anal Flour, for the bad joke we he was going to tell, was given the Hashshite!

The Hounds still hadn’t forgot about all those hills,

Neither had the Hares who they were ready to kill,

And the pack wasn’t going to be satisfied until,

They saw the Hares had beer to their fill.

Horse’s Ass whined so much we couldn’t hear ourselves Hash,

So to her the Mop Squeezer Award passed.

Eventually Sweet Ho Alabama arrived to become Dead F*cking Last.

Through it all the Hares were made to drink until they were trashed.

Next were the Multiples of Ewe F*ck with 5 and John Doe with 40,

They were joined by Backsliders: Kermit, Le Femme, Split Tail, and Horny Monkey,

With 5 KMHHH runs Ewe F*ck asked to be given a new ID,

Suggestions were: Rumple Foreskin, You can’t F*ck , and Weenie.

The Name though, that the hounds Finally Picked,

Was “Bite My Weenie, Bitch”,

Next, Anal Flour had the worse joke of the bunch,

His “oxidant joke was so bad a few hashers nearly lost their lunch.

When the circle was finally complete,

The pack went to Hills and Dales to eat,

There they drank, and barbecued meat

And sampling all the exotic beers tried to stay on their feet.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

M “That was a lot more head than I wanted.” – Rear Ender

M “Horse’s Ass was whining so much, I couldn’t hear myself hashing!” – Moon

M ‘Oh, Kermit, Just Whip It Out!” – John Doe

M “I Can’t Get This In, it’s too big!” – Rear Ender