Scratch n' Sniff & His 100th Reign

KMHHH # 116

Scratch n’ Sniff & His 100^th Reign

7, October, 2000

The faithful, and the demented gathered to celebrate Scratch n’ Sniff’s 100^th run with the Kiss My Hash House Harriers. Wet and ready, the hounds came, after Hares Deep Throat, Rear Ender, and Fire In The Hole. Up, down, over, under, but always from behind the hounds gave chase. However, the hares finished long before the first hound could be seen.

John Doe, was the first to finish as FRB, while Anal Flour had a come from behind to be DFL. Scratch n’ Sniff, “hands down” was the center of attention. Drinking for his hundredth run he was joined by Multiples: Up & Out (65), Backdraft (70), Fists of Fury (50), and No Name Will (5). Scratch had the chance to hold onto his wood, after being given the Stud Award, for his 100^th run. To go along with his wood, Scratch was asked to go down on his knees, and put his mouth to the black hole, after being late with beer to the end. After all this Scratch was a little wet, so the hounds gave him the Mop Squeezer Award.

Once Scratch had had his fill. It was time to name Will. Suggestions included: Raisin Nuts, Silent Kneel, and Bob, Nut Cracker, and Rug Burn. Instead, the hounds voted for Silence of the Glands. Next, there were Backsliders to Welcome back: Sweet Ho Alabama, Penis Pumper, and Begging For It. After welcoming our stragglers back to the fold, it was time to say goodbye, to High Maintenance, and Moby Dick.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week::

s “”Deep Throat, drank Scratch’s head!” – John Doe

s “ Suck it in, suck it in , Scratch.” – KMH3

s “BFI, break, like the wind!” – Chicken Ph*cker

s “I was Scratch’s first” – High Maintanice

Cuming Hashers: Anal Flour, Backdraft, Blow A Lot, Chicken Ph*cker. Creamin’ & Dreamin’, Deep Throat, Fire In The Hole, Fist of Fury, Forest Hump, Her Royal Hein Ass, High Maintenance, Horse’s Ass, John Doe, Miss September, Moby Dick, Ram Butt, Rear Ender, Scratch n’ Sniff, Seven Year B*tch, Strap On, Up & Out, Begging For It, Penis Pumper, Tite Box, Silence of the Glands, Art, Fred, Rich, Mechele, Tony, Kelly, and Michelle.