KMHHH # 115

“Bugger of a Trail”

23, September, 2000

The Kiss My Hash House Harriers got to experience “A Bug’s Life,” thanks to Hares: Analrexic, Blows a Lot and Fists of Fury. At one point, a “Bug Eyed” pack searched for any signs of trail. After several attempts, they finally found headed off in the right direction. By the time everyone mad it to the Down-Down, the “bed bugs weren’t biting” but the mosquitoes sure were! John Doe, the night’s FRB (Front Running B*st*rd) began the feeding frenzy, while Up & Out, the DFL (Dead F*cking Last) arrived just in time to be desert! Form there, it was onto the week’s main awards.

Newly “bitten by the Love Bug” (engaged) Skid Mark and Butt Rogers were nominated several times, however, they remained “snug as two bugs in a rug!” Thus, the Hashsjite went to Maxwell Twat, the “cheeky bugger,” for not running with the Hashshitw! Horse’s Ass went away with the Stud Award, for letting a “Mud Bug,” or very Funky Chicken Ph*cker in her car. Also, despite her protests to “bugger off” Horse’s Ass was given her award, the Mop Squeezer, for her whining. After clearing out the award winners the Multiples entered the Cirlce: Deep Throat (85), Le Femme Nikita (65), Her Royal Hein Ass (20) Miss September (20), Seven Year B*tch (30), Tite Box (5), and Horny Monkey (5). Following them, were the Backsliding “doodle Bugs” : Hickory Dickery Dyke, Miss September, Crack Flasher, Will, Labia on the Table, and Seven Year B*tch .

The Violators “didn’t want to be bugged” ,but they led into the Circle and beer “like a bee to Honey,” : Le Femme Nikita, Moby Dick, Chicken Ph*cker, Te Kill Ya Tits, Scratch n’ Sniff, Rear Ender, Titter Twatter, Labia On the Table, Miss September, War & Piece of Shit, Seven Year B*tch, Tita Everywhere, and Doggie Style. Finally, after many a “bug bite” the Down-Down ended, as the pack sped off to Fatso’s to do a little “Jitter Bugging!”

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

" “Open up the hole a little bit.” – Deep Throat

" “I can go down, but not up.” – Fire In The Hole

" “Just take your shit and drink it!” – Rear Ender

" “Horse’s Ass has Little Woody’s big stick.” – Up & Out

" “Fire in the Hole’s good with her mouth.” – Chicken Ph*cker

Cuming Hashers: Analrexic, Butt Rogers, Captain Cathader, Chicken Ph*cker, Deep Throat, Fire In The Hole, Fists of Fury, Forest Hump, Her Royal Hein Ass, High Maintenance, Horse’s Ass, John Doe, Le Femme Nikita, Miss September, Moby Dick, Ram Butt, Rear Ender, Roasted Nuts, Scratch n’ Sniff, Seven Year Bitch, Skid Marks, Te-Kill-Ya Tits, Titter Twatter, Tits Everywhere, Up & Out, Horney Monkey, Do Me More, Doggie Style, Hickie Dicky Dyke, Kimshi cab De-Light, Labia On The Table, Maxwell Twat, Sam, Tite Box, Will, War and Piece of Shit, Artie, Fred, Rich, Darnell, U-F*ck, Mike, and Zack.