9,
September, 2000
I
The hounds returned to San Antonio Ranch, for the 2nd anal “Dam
Hash.” The Hares, Chicken Ph*cker
and Le Femme Nikita promised it would be, “damn good.” Over Hill,
dale, and dam the pack went. It was a “damn shame” for the hares,
that a few of the hounds (Strap On, Forest Hump, Anal Flour, John Doe,
Doggie Style, Maxwell Twat, Shut Her Box, Roasted Nuts, Bare Ass) blew a check
back, and snared them! Though the Hares protested, “Frankly, the pack
didn’t give a damn.”
Anal
Flour had to be “damn crazy” to win FRB three weeks in a row, and then
boast about it. Thus, it was “damn right” he be awarded the Stud Award.
Deep Throat, “Damn near” made it to the Down-Down on time, but not in time
to avoid being DFL. Next, it was “ a damn good thing” we were keeping
track, as there we Multiples to honor: Captain Cathedar (20), Butt Rogers
(10), Rear Ender (65), Rambutt (45), and Catherine (5).
“Damn
it Janet,” if this wasn’t Catherine’s 5th run with KMHHH. So,
the pack sent her off as they suggested possible names for her, like, Green
Card, INS, Dick Doubler, Pycho Sucker, and Slab Creamery. “Damn fools”
that the hounds are, they named her Penis Pumper.
The Violators and No Blows were “damned if they did, and damned if
they didn’t, “ John Doe, Blow a Lot, Lazy Mother F*cker, Deep Throat,
Chicken Ph*cker, Horse’s Ass, Her Royal Hein Ass, Fire In The Hole, Rambutt,
and Gatorateher. There wasn’t “a damn thing wrong” with our Non-Apparents:
Up & Out, Strap On, Fire Crotch, and Estrus, except that they hadn’t
drank in the Circle.
Finally,
“damnation” what has the world come to, when the Stud can be violated?
Maxwell Twat received the Hashshite, for heniously allowing the Stud to be
used as an outhouse!!!!!! Meanwhile, Her Royal Hein Ass out whined Moby Dick,
Skid Marks, and even Horse’s Ass to win the Mop Squeezer Award. Seeing how
Scratch n’ Sniff hasn’t had us “damned to hell” after his Easter joke,
the Jerry Lewis Awards continued. Roasted Nuts, Her Royal Hein Ass, Lazy
Mother F*cker, Butt Rogers, Moby Dick, Tammy, Le Femme NikitA, John Doe,
Doggie Style, shut Her Box, and Anal Flour, all did enough “DAMage on their
own!”
On-On
Fire In The Hole
Quotes
of the Week:
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“It’s all coming out head.” – Le Femme Nikita
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“It keeps on hitting my head, over, and over.”- Fist of Fury
^
“Quit making me grab your ass.” – Chicken Ph*cker
^
“I’m just a little cunt.” – Maxwell Twat
^
“Hey, Lazy Mother F*cker, Get off my ass, you had your chance!” – John
Doe
^
“Go Anal. Wait! Not on us!” – Deep Throat
Dam
Hashers: Anal
Flour, Blows
a Lot, Butt Rogers, Captain Cathader, Chicken Ph*cker, Creamin’ &
Dreamin’, Deep Throat, Fire in the Hole, Fists of Fury, Forest Hump,
Gatorateher, Her Royal Hein Ass, Horse’s Ass, John Doe, Le Femme Nikita,
Moby Dick, Ram Butt, Rear Ender, Roasted Nuts, Scratch n’ Sniff, Skid Marks,
Strap On, Te-Kill-Ya Tits, Up&Out, Penis Pumper, Doggie Style, Estrus,
Fire Crotch, Lazy Mother F*cker, Maxwell Twat, U-F*ck, Tammy, Fred, Bare Ass,
Needle Dick, and Do Me More.