KMHHH # 113 Toga Treking

16, August, 2000

It was “all Greek” to the Hounds as the toga clad pack tried to follow Hares, Te-Kill-Ya Tits, Bronco Boy, and Roasted Nuts Birthday Trail. The hounds trounced trough a “maze” of “riddles” on their “odyssey,” for what seemed like years.

Through this chaos our “oracle” Deep Throat directed the pack’s drinking. He began with Anal Flour, who must have had “Aries” on his side, as he was the night’s FRB. His Counter part, First of Fury was DFL. Meanwhile, “lightening stuck” Maxwell Twat, twice, for running the trail, with the front pack the Stud Award was bestowed upon her, and for whinning about getting it she was also given the “Golden Fleece” of the Mop Squeezer Award.

Poor Moby Dick, his “achilles heel” of being British, taking it from behind while on the freeway, and and his poor toga made him the winner of the Hashshite. Next, the counting began, the week’s Multiples included: Doggie Style (15), Forest Hump (45), Chicken Ph*cker (45), Analrexic (10), Horses’Ass (55), Fire In The Hole (40), and Kelly (5). After sending Kelly across the “River Styx” the pack began it’s naming process, possibilities included: Lick her Spank her, Flex me spanky, and sweet hole. These were all rejected in favor of Sweet Hole Alabama!

In rounding out the evening, there was the “trojan horse” award for the violators: Horses’ Ass, Deep Throat, Maxwell Twat, Her Royal Hein Ass, and Titter Twatter. Looking something like a gift for the “minotaur” a feathered Chicken Ph”cker, and MiniChicken were awarded the best toga. Le Femme Nikita had the worst, with his Scarlett O’Hara pink curtains.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

• “Deep Throat was pinning me.” – Fire In The Hole
• “It’s as hot as two pigs f*cking in a wool blanket.” – Her Royal Hein Ass
• “Moby, you got the sweet hole, now you want to pull it out early.” – Deep Throat
• “I never had a big stick before!” – Maxwell Twat

Toga Hashers: Anal Flour, Analrexic, Blows a Lot, Butt Rogers, Captain Cathader, Chicken Ph*cker, Creamin’ & Dreamin’, Deep Throat, Fire In The Hole, Fists of Furry, Forest Hump, Her Royal Hein Ass, High Maintenance, Horses’ Ass, John Doe, Le Femme Nikita, Little Woody, Moby Dick, Ram Butt, Rear Ender, Roasted Nuts, Scratch N’ Sniff, Skid Marks, TeKill Ya Tits, Titter Twatter, Bronco Boy, Bryan, Cunt Jockey, Dave, Doggie Style, Goes In Wet Comes Out Pink, Kelly, Kevin, Tit Box, Lisa, Matt, Maxwell Twat, U-F*ck, Butt Buddy, Grene, Horney Monkey, and Jorgan.