KMHHH # 111

Heat Wave Hash AKA Little Woody in the Limelight

29, July, 2000

The two “hot” topics at the 111^th Kiss My House Harriers Hash were the heat and Little Woody. First, Hares Fists of Fury and Saturday Night Beaver tried to turn a lesiurely romp for beer into a “hotter than hell” run. By the end most of the hounds were “hot and bothered” about missing the beer check. However, they more than made up for it at the Down-Down with more beer and “hot dogs.”

By the end Virgins, Fire Crotch, Lazy Mother F*cker, and Nada B*tch we’re “feeling hot, hot, hot!” Moby Dick was “hot to trot” and came in FRB (Front Running B*st*rd), while a “hot, heavy,” and lost Forest Hump was Dead F*cking Last (DFL). The Stud award was next, however, current holder Titter Twatter forget it, earning herself an instant nomination. Jonh Doe did his best to win by pole vaulting over a fence. But, this was to be Little Woody night, thanks to letting Beaver christen his truck, by hurling on it.

The hounds were not content to bestow a single award on Woody. Thus, despite the “heat wave” trail set by Fist of Fury, “hot mama” Titter Twatter forgetting two awards, and No Name Will choking Chicken Ph*cker’s chicken Little Woody received the hashshite. This was for being ‘too hot to handle” on the dance floor the past weekend. From there it was inevitable that Little Woody would also be the recipent of the Mop Squeezer Award, despite Horsre’s Ass and Le Femme Nikita’s whining.

Finally, “hot damn” if there weren’t quite a few Multiples to be honored: Titter Twatter (25), Strap On (10), Fist of Fury (45), Master Gator (45), Labia On The Table (10), John Doe (35), Scratch n’ Sniff (95), Stiff Tortilla (10), High Maintance (30), and Pope (45). The Jerry Lewis joke tellers rounded things out. We weren’t sure if they were looking for some “hot love”, or a few bad laughs. Either way Le Femme Nikita, Scratch N’ Sniff, Forest Hump, Kelly, Lazy Mother F*cker, Butt Rogers, Pope, Titter Twatter, Maxwell Twat, Roasted Nuts, and Anal Flower all did their best to fry what was left of the hounds grey matter.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week:

o “My Ass is Baking” – Rear Ender

o “Was Nada B*tch Faking it?” – Chicken Ph*cker

o “That was the first time Stiff Tortilla said it was too hard!” – Deep Throat

o “Beaver, did you give me head? You gave me head!” – Horse’s Ass

o “I haven’t had it in a while!” – Little Woody

o “A little pecker will do a lot of damage.” – Deep Throat

o “You want it in front or back?” – Rear Ender

Cuming Hashers: Anal Flower, Analrexic, Captain Cathader, Chicken Ph*cker. Deep Throat, Fire Crotch, Fire in the Hole, Fists of Fury, Forest Hump, Gatorator, Greatful Head, Her Royal Hein Ass, High Maintenance, Horses’ Ass, John Doe, Lazy Motherf*cker, Le Femme Nikita, Little Woody, Master Gator, Moby Dick, Nada Bitch, Rambutt, Rear Ender, Roaster Nuts, Saturday Night Beaver, Scratch n’ Sniff, Seven Year B*tch, Strap On, Te Kill Ya Tits, Titter Twatter, Butt Rogers, Catherine, Kelly, Kermit the Frog, Kimshi Cab De-Light, Labia on the Table, Maxwell Twat, Melissa, Pep Boy, Popepourri, Queballs, Sam, Stiff Tortilla, Stud Seeker, Tight Box, Tom, and Will.