KMHHH # 110

Son of Anal Flour

15, July, 2000

What would a hash be without traditions? It wouldn’t be a Kiss My Hash House Harriers hash. After four long years filled with shiggy, beer, bad trails, chalk, beer, and down-downs lasting longer than fermented nectar the Kiss My Hash House Harriers celebrated their fourth year of running.

Hares Scratch n’ Sniff, Stiff Tortilla, and Captain Cathadar led the KMHHH’s largest pack of hounds on a merry jaunt through Ft. Sam Houston. The Pack might have arrived at the down-down quicker had the hares not been so stingy with the flour. Some of the hounds, Like Moby Dick, the FRB (Front Running B*st*rd) didn’t need flour, and preferred to Zen. Others, like Fire In The Hole, the DFL ( Dead F*cking Last) did. Finally all arrived, and Deep Throat began the traditional never ending Down-Down.

Founding members Backdraft, Pep Boy, Poperiie, and Scratch n’ Sniff we’re honored for beginning our drinking club with a running problem. Le Femme Nikita, was lucky enough to find “G” on trail, and explained “G” to the hundred and one virgins in attendance. The Virgins were next educated on the Stud Award, that which is bestowed for the most studly act. Despite votes for Rear Ender, Backdraft, and Split Tail, Titter Twatter became the proud holder of the wood, after spooking the post’s horses.

Since this was a night of tradition the Mop Squeezer award had to be awarded to Horses’ Ass, because despite Rear Ender, Titter Twatter, and Scratch n’ Sniff’s quibbling and whining, they could never out mop squeeze Horse’s Ass. Even though Titter Twatter was slighted for the mop, the hounds didn’t forget her when it came to the Hashshite. Falling to her knees, Titter Twatter downed her much-appreciated honor. Rounding things out were a barrage of Jerry Lewis joke tellers, with Anal Flour winning, as dictated by tradition. The lucky multiples were: Backdraft (69), Le Femme Nikita (60), Gatorator (35), Little Woody (55), and Deep Throat (80).

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes Of The Week:

& “Hey, Moby made me come, too.” – Anal Flour

& “ Next time you want to play, Backdraft, play with yourself.” – Deep Throat

& “ I blew so hard, I’m light headed.” – Fire In The Hole

& “ Up & Out Knows that position (on his knees) well.” – Captain Cathader

& “ But I like blowing!” – Moby Dick

& “That Sausage is really stuck!” – Rear Ender

& “I can’t handle my meat, it’s too hot!” – Anal Flour