KMHHH # 105

Mud Puddle Madness

6, May, 2000

The Kiss My Hash House Harriers were “as happy as a pig in mud,” as they gathered in Converse. Hares, Up & Out and Bucking F*cking Bronco Boy took off and hoped to “muddy the waters,” and confuse the hounds. Through water and muck the hounds gave chase, in hopes of finding the correct “muddy road, ”to take them home.

“Covered in Mud, ” Moby Dick ( FRB) was the first to arrive at Up & Out’s home. Following him was the rest of the hounds, and the DFL. This week’s DFL ( Deep Throat F*cks Lamas) was her Royal Hein Ass and No Name Mike. Next, came the Multiples: Fist of Fury ( 40), Roasted Nuts (40), and Georgette and Jeremy (5). “There was mud in their eyes,” as they drank for their honour.

Having earned five runs it was time for the KMHHH brain trust to “muddle through” naming their newest members. Suggestions for Georgette included: Super Duper Pooper Scooper, Deep Ender, and Lass on a Leash. In turn, suggestion for Jeremy included: Sterilize Her, Kiss Me I’m Sterile, and Smooth Operator. But after careful and deep consideration (combined with extreme amounts of alcohol) the packed decided they shall henceforth been know as, Come Here Dam It and For F*ck’s Sake.

Up until now the Circle had been in order. Chicken Ph*cker however, decided to “muck thing up.” He began by assuring Deep Throat was awarded the Hashshite, over Moby Dick’s gross email joke, Le Femme’s deadly computer virus, and Up & Out’s “mudslide trail.”. Deep Throat received the dubious honour for his naming of Jeremy and Georgette. Chicken continued his “mud slinging,” as he led the pack in awarding Deep Throat the Mop Squeezer award over Come Here Dam It’s whining about a muddy trail.

Despite Chicken’s earlier success, his “muck raking” failed when it came to the Stud Award. Chicken, himself was nominated for daring to challenge the RA, so was Her Royal Hein Ass, for a drunken moment in the Trinity campus fountain. Gasping the muddied wood in the end was the intoxicated birthday boy, Captain Cathader.

Before the evening’s events could conclude the circle had visitors. Apparently many residents of Converse are “stick in the muds.” So after a visit from the local law enforcement, the circle concluded in quiet mayhem.

On-On

Fire In The Hole

Quotes of the Week

- « I can only blow one note. » - Rear Ender

- «  Did you get your wood out. Forest ? » - Fire In The Hole

- « My head over floweth ! » - Forest Hump

- « Get out of my hole, before I get your ass. » - Captain Cathader

- « There’s a man ( Forest Hump) with a little head. » - Rear Ender

- « I’ve got wet tongue all over here. » - Forest Hump

- « Look, Up & Out’s on his knees, as usual. » - Deep Throat

- « They don’t let you (Come Here Damn It) away from the ass hole for the first few months. » - Deep Throat

- « Open Wide’s just playing with it ; she wants to get drunk. » - Tekillya Tits

- «  I’m just playing with my head. » - Le Femme Nikita

- « Her Royal Hein Ass bumped the condom. » - Captain Cathader

- « Chicken, quit f*cking Moby. » - Deep Throat

- « Captain Cathader wanted the wood. » - Chicken Ph*cker

- « We go both ways. » - Le Femme Nikita

- « Head, who said head…and small furry animals, and it lasted for 38 second, and then we embeleshed. » - Deep Throat

May 6^th Hashers – Blows A Lot Z Chicken Ph*cker Z Deep Throat Z Fire In The Hole Z Fist of Fury Z Forest Hump Z Her Royal Hein Ass Z Le Femme Nikita Z John Doe Z Miss September Z Moby Dick Z Once Cocked Twice Shy Z Rambutt Z Rear Ender Z Roasted Nuts Z Scratch n’ sniff Z Seven Year B*tch Z Strap On Z Tekillya Tits Z Up & Out Z Captain Cathader Z Come Here Damn It Z For F*ck’s Sake Z Split Tail Z Open Wide.

Next Hash – 17, June, 2000 “Miss September’s Birthday Bash Hash” – Brought to you by Miss September.