KMHHH # 101^st

Blarney Bandits

17, March, 2000

 

 

The “luck of the Irish” managed to escape the hounds as they tried to find their way to “pot of gold,” filled with frosty beverages. “Four leaf clovers” might have been helpful, for after the beer check the hounds ran across a real-life banchee, whose piercing call included a call to SAPD. There were also “little people” about in the Brook Hollow neighborhood. A mischievous Leprechaun who was busily trying to erase Hares’ Le Femme Nikita and Forest Hump’s hash trail. Despite all this,” it was Anal Flour who “got lucky”, by snaring Le Femme Nikita.

 

 

It didn’t take long for Fists of Fury to “take the high road” and end up as the night’s Front Running B*stard (FRB), while our Religious Advisor, Deep Throat “took the low road” to become DFL (Dead F*cking Last.)  By now it time to determine who cried the most in their beer. Suggestions for the Mop Squeezer included: Horses’ Ass, who needed to be riden, Gee Whiz who kept telling us how Chicken Ph*cker widened her crack, and, Her Royal Hein Ass for having to make herself come. “Soaking up” the victory was the Hares in leui of their homeowner from Hell.

 

 Next, “getting it more than once “ were the Multiples: Chicken Ph*cker (35), Moby Dick (40), Horses’ Ass (45), Up & Out (55), and Ram But (35). After they were all “made to come” into the Circle to receive their honours it was onto the Hashsite. Deep Throat “came late”,  Forest Hump hid in “the bush”, Up & Out forgot to tell everyone where to go, and Dry7 Hump was thought to be a “snake in the grass.” The most heinous act was committed by Fire In The Hole, whose beaver shredded Chicken Ph*cker’s wood.

 

The “wood” might have been shredded, but someone still had to “get it.” Virgin Vomit, shared his light with Her Royal Hein Ass, Dry Hump found San Antonio’s Boys in Blue, and Fire In The Hole shredded the wood. However, the most Studly act on this St. Patrick’s Day can from Chicken Ph*cker, who managed to spread Gee Whiz’s crack wider!

 

Coming into the Circle next “to kneel” in forgiveness were the Violators and No Blows: Fist Full of Dick, Tekillya Tits, Goes in Wet Comes Out Pink, Horses’ Ass, Gee Whiz, and Le Femme Nikita. Last but not least it was Jerry Lewis time, won as always by Anal Flour. With the hash, hares, and St. Patrick the KMHHH headed to Finagean’s to celebrate a little wearin’ and drinkin’ of the green. 

 

On-On

Fire In The Hole

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quotes Of The Week

 

d “I Had to put new batteries in my thingie.” – Rear Ender

 

d      “Roasted Nuts is only getting it at work.”

d “You’re just getting so huge!” – Her Royal Hign Ass

d “Oh my Moby, what a big sword you have!”  - Tekillya Tits

d      “Just Tear through the bush” – Rear Ender

d                “Her Royal Hign Ass was beating my Chicken. “ – Chicken Ph*cker.

“No, she was just beating the other white meat!” – Rear Ender

                   

d                “Anal Flour touched me in all the right places.” – Le Femme Nikita

d                “She used her beaver to shred the Stud.” – Rear Ender

d                “I want a small one.” – Fist Full of Dick  

“I’ve been waiting all my life for a woman to say that.” – Short Cummings

d                “The deeper you go the colder it gets.” – Le Femme Nikita

d                “How do you turn this thing on?” – Fire In The Hole

“Well, first you take it out to dinner, then you…” – Le Femme Nikita

d                Anal Four, you understand there are three guys in this circle while you’re on your knees?” – Deep Throat

d “I saw Forest’s stump and now I’m blinded for life.” – Horse’ Ass

d “Chicken spread my crack wider.” – Gee Whiz