An Epic Poem

The following is a tale of the KMHHH 100 hash

Hared by founding fathers Scratch n' Sniff and Backdraft

Many a Virgins was dragged through the shiggy,

But with the help of their sponsors it wasn't too tricky.

There were Eagles and Turkeys along the rail,

But all made it to the end without fail.

Dreamin' & Creamin' was the night's FRB

While the DFL went to a lost Feel Me.

The Night's Stud Award went to Fire In T he Hole

All because she couldn't tell Forest Hump No.

Meanwhile the Mop Squeezer was given to Her Royal Hign Ass

Who claimed she was too hung over to hash!

Besides all this there were names to be given.

Kareem is now known as Crearmin' & Dreamin'

Because the Mad F8Cking Bomber and Not Been Laiden

Just couldn't be given.

No Name John is now Daisy Duke,

The hounds thought his cut-off shorts were just too cute,

Lastly there was No Name Paige,

Now known as Claptomania for all age.

There were other Multiples in the crowd

Feel Me (5) and John Doe (25) were so very proud

So was BFI (5), and Titter Twatter(15)

But the only headband went to Gatorator (30).

The Hashshite went to BFI

For deciding to tell us all Goodbye

It was a heinous act for him to leave

So as punishment we made him gets on his knees.

Now before the Circle could be called to a close,

There was still the worst joke to be told,

Moby Dick, Forest Hump, Skippy, Gee Whiz Symphathy F_ck and Chicken Ph_cker all tried

But the bad jokes of Anal Flour could not be denied!

So Deep Throat brought the Circle to a close

While all of the hashers were still wearing their clothes,

The Hounds gathered to sing the hash hymnal

Before they sobered up and became too sensible.!

On-On

Fire In The Hole