KMHHH Run #97

Deep Throat's "Divine" Dash

29, January 2000

 

 

"A snowball had a chance" in San Antonio as Hares, Deep Throat and Fire In The Hole prepared to lead the "flock" of hounds on a pilgrimage to the "promise land" (the Down-Down).

 

Virgins: Tara, Debbie, Debbie, Slurpie, and Tom along with their sponsors Tits Everywhere, Le Femme Nikita, and Reva got to "Go Tell It On The Mountain" and receive their "Commandments" at the beer check on top of Toricdo. Eventually, the virgins, sponsors, and rest of the hounds (minus a 2+ hour zenning Up & Out) made it to the end of their pilgrimage.

 

"By the Grace of 'G'" Ram Butt and Seven Year B*tch were the run's FRBs (Front Running B*st*rds), while forced to wander at the back of the pack as DFL (Dead F*cking Last) was Fist of Fury. However, it wasn't long before everyone had moved on to "counting their blessings" with Multiples going to Le Femme Nikita (50), Deep Throat (69), Tits Everywhere (20), and Tekillya Tits (15).

 

As the "holy water" continued to pour, it was time to determine who would be comforted by the KMHHH "Rod" , better known as the Stud Award. Possibilities included Le Femme Nikita's Chia Pet like pants, Titter Twatter for getting Horse's Ass ejected from a night club, but nothing could compare to Deep Throat converting a park ranger. Next up was the sacred "challis," the Hashshite. John Doe was nominated for misplacing the Hashshite, Chicken Ph*cker for killing Glaydis, but it was Horse's Ass who got to fall to her knees and drink the "sacred nectar" for absolutely no reason.

 

By now it was so cold even the stud was experiencing shrinkage! Thus it was with much haste the pack "mopped up" the rest of the awards, by Tits Everywhere was given the Mop Squeezer Award for his Superbowl party and absconding with his virgins at the Down-Down. The final "hymn" to be sung before the hounds escaped to the warmth of Good Time Charlie's went to the Jerry Lewis Award Winner, No Name Debbie.

 

On-On

Fire In The Hole