KMHHH Run # 94

Jingle Balls Jaunt

18, December, 1999

 

 

“Come All Ye Faithful” cried Hares Rear Ender and Deep Throat as they prepared to lay trail for the KMHHH Christmas run. Going through North Central San Antonio the trail was a “Winter Wonderland” of Christmas cheer and surprises. “Over the fields the hounds went jingling all the way” to the Down Down. For Virgins: Wax On Wax Off, No Name Ray and Colleen, and Keith this was their “First Noel” and run with the KMHHH. “But the “First to come to town” on this night was the FRB, Fist of Fury.

 

Though it nearly “Came Upon A Midnight Clear” before an “angelic” Gee Whiz led the DFLs to the trail’s end. When all had arrived the “Silent Night” ended as the hounds heard the “Hark of the Herald,” Deep Throat calling the circle to order. The festivities provided some much needed “Rest for Ye Merry Gentlemen” Hashers.  Once rested and refreshed it was on to the Stud Award. “The Three Kings” in contention were: Anal Flower for his 50 mile run, Roasted Nuts for sharing his beer with Anal Flowers, and the winner No Name AnnaLise, for drinking her fellow hashers under the table and running after being ‘rubbed raw.”

 

As it came time to impart the Hashshite, the hounds felt Up & Out was being left out of their “Reindeer Games.” Thus Up & Out was requested to drink and “don the gay apparel” of the hashshite.  Following this the Hounds honored their visitors: Anus Peeper, Bed Spread, Pegasus, and She Bites, who “came over the river and through the woods” to be with the KMHHH on this Christmas night. Still yet to go were the Multiples, who were counting the “days and number of runs before Christmas.” They were: Little Woody (45), Ram Butt (30), Seven Year B*tch (20), and John Doe (20).

 

As the Down-Down continued “ The Stars in the Sky looked down where the hashers lay.” Next there was the Mop Squeezer Award to be bestowed.  Despite all the nominees, this became a case of “Did you hear what I heard,” as the pack proclaimed “Their Joy to the World” of awarding Read Ender the mop. Still on the Down-Down went “Without a Pause” with more drinking “rewards for good hasher girls and boys.” Somewhere in “Wishing Everyone a Merry Christmas” Gee Whiz and TeKillya Tits won for best costumes, and Anal Flower became the recipient of the Jerry Lewis Award as well as having new shoes. By the time it was all over there was a “chorus” of “Hallelujah” from the hounds as they went into the Hare’s Home to “Deck the Halls” and eat their fill of Christmas cheer.

 

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Fire In The Hole

 

Memorable Hash Quotes

 

-         “The more you blow the more head you’re going to get.” Rear Ender to NN Annalise

-         “It’s as wrong as two boys f*cking.” Scratch n’ Sniff

-         “Don’t stick your head out or you’ll get a mouth full of bush.” Deep Throat to Rear Ender