Spooks and Ghouls came out in the flesh,
As the Hounds in their costumes were dressed,
To chase Hares Gee Whiz and Up & Out
And have some fun as they ran along the route.

Chicken Phucker came as Fat Bastard, Rear Ender a baby,
Dry Hump was Frankenstein, High Maintenance a Bee,
Bronco Boy was Uncle Fester, Virgin Shoes white trailer trash,
All of whom came to Henderson Pass ready to Hash.

But there was trouble before the run began,
Tits Everywhere's "69" costume caused two cars to ram,
For this he was awarded the Hashshit,
Which no one will ever allow him to forget.

Tits also was given the Stud Award without fail,
For somehow doing "69" while out on trail,
But he wasn’t the only one to "suck & blow",
Lacking whistles, Doggie Style, Rear Ender, and NN Kelly into the circle were made to go.

It was imparting of the Mop Squeezer Award, which was the sucking point,
A dead head Forest Hump replaced his Down-Down by lighting up a joint,
With the RA speechless and a purple haze floating in the air,
It was time for Non-Apparents: Horses’ Ass, Little Woody, and Betty Crocka Shit to appear.

Next Virgins, Candycane, Candyman, Paul and Susan were made to drink,
Because their sponsors, John Doe, Up & Out, and Scratch n’ Sniff forgot to tell them to think,
There were several laughs from the crowd, including Goes In Wet Comes Out Pink,
While the On-Sec tried frantically to get everything down in ink.

The FRB was a hippie costumed Doggie Style,
Who led DFL Tits Everywhere in by a mile,
Doggie only just beat in Moby Dick,
Because he used the ole’ duck under the fence trick.

After this is was the Violators turn to come and take a sip
As Titter Twatter entered we hoped she wouldn’t trip,
The Violators were Deep Throat, Virgin Shoes, and John Doe,
Who drank with Multiples Horses’ Ass with 35 and Camel Jockey with 20.

Forest Hump took home the Jerry Lewis Award,
While in the costume competition Chicken Phucker was third,
John Doe as a pack of gum was next
But Tits Everywhere’s "Bed & Breakfast" was voted the overall best.

When the Down-Down finally came to a close,
And all of the hashers were still in their clothes,
On they went TeKillYa Tits’ Halloween bash
And that’s all that’s printable that happened at the Halloween Hash!

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