The pack felt a bit like hounds chasing their tails after completing Hares Anal Flower, Ram Butt, and Fist of Fury’s trail. After circling the area the pack was ready for cold beverages and the imparting of the hash awards.

No name John Rubial was named the "Front Running B*st*rd" (FRB), while Rear Ender, true to her name, was this week’s DFL (Dead F*ck*ng Last). Meanwhile, Up & Out anxiously waited to part with his "Triple Crown." Fruitlessly he tried to come up with nominations for the dreaded Hashite. Despite his efforts and protests, Up & Out was to remained on his knees, not once, but twice, for his whinny refusal at donning a red dress for the Wicked Shiggy softball game.

Whoever said, "you can’t go home again", never met the KMHHH mop or Horses’ Ass. After weeks of separation (and zero competition) the Mop Squeezer Award returned to its rightful owner Horses’ Ass. As nominations were made and beers downed, Virgins Mike, Pete and Steve tried their best pass Deep Throat’s Hash Quiz. Luckily for Mike, his sponsor, Bronco Boy, conveniently forgot to prepare him, allowing them both to take part in a multitude of down-downs.

There were few hounds to sing to the horde of Non-Apparents, who happily packed into the circle with their cups brimming. The Violators were next. Deep Throat, Up & Out, Horses’ Ass, Virgin Shoes, Fists of Furry, Lack O’nookie, Begging For It, and Rear Ender have yet to learn not to use Christian names at the Hash. In an effort to "educate" them, they were made to drink in the hope that the beer would help the lesson sink into their heads.

No Blows, Leg Iron, Lack O’nookie, and Rear Ender could have used a lesson from Boggy and Bacall on this day. If they had their whistles, all they would have needed to do was "to put their lips together and blow." They were followed by the Multiples: Deep Throat (55), Rear Ender (35), Fist of Fury (25), Virgin Shoes (15), and Bronco Boy (10) who proved that more is better.

Finally, it was time to award the Stud. Up & Out tightly held his wood as he waited for the moment he could share it with a fellow hasher. John Doe was nominated for not only his softball acrobatics, but also for unashamedly wearing his red dress without his shorts. Chicken Ph*cker was also nominated for his seductive pin-up like pose in his red dress on a barroom pool table. Despite his willingness to share, Up & Out was left holding his wood by himself. Winning the Triple Crown, looking for lost hashers, his antics on third base, among other thing was all just too studly for him not to repeat at the KMHHH Stud. As the sun set and the moon rose the pack left the Down-Down and proceeded to Barney’s Billiards for an evening of solid as well as liquid nourishment and fun.