The sun burned brightly and temperatures reached near 100 degrees as Harriettes Horse’s Ass and Fire In The Hole prepared to lay their trail. Despite being injured, the Hares were determined to avoid being snared. They led the pack through a trail of "wicked shiggy" of prickly cacti and over boulders. Even with their well laid trail the greyhounds of pack managed to make a wrong turn into a long dark drainage tunnel.

As the greyhounds (Le Femme Nikita, Backdraft, Little Woody, Chicken Phucker, and others) went down one after the other they soon found themselves having to find new positions. Eventually they ended up on all fours one right behind the other. As they felt their way through the darkness, it was probably one of the few times they wished for shrinkage and wondered if they were too big. All the while hoping they’d be able to come out.

Scratched and bloody all made it to the Down-Down, including the week’s DFL (Dead Fucking Last), No Name Art. The grey hounds of the pack were breathing heavily and red faced after their lengthy stay in the tunnel. The hares arrived at the Down-Down after being snared by the FRB (Front Running Bastard) map toting Anal Flower. Liquid nourishment flowed as Le Femme Nikita began his RA duties.

What began as the usual awarding of Hash honors soon turned into Up & Out’s triple crowning. It started innocently with nominations for the Stud Award. Fire In The Hole was nominated, for calling a local radio station to report a traffic accident; Backdraft, for using creative methods to mark the day’s trail; Forest Hump, for reclaiming the FRB & DFL hats; John Doe, for emailing a risqué picture of Miss September; Miss September, for posing in the revealing picture; and Up & Out, who was nominated for sprinting to the Down-Down. It was Up & Out’s boasting he had never been given an award and never would that earned him the engorged wood.

The Horse's Ass award followed, better known to all as the Mop Squeezer. Horse’s Ass was nominated for whining about being snared. But, she still wasn’t any match for Up & Out’s tale of woe over never having received an award. As the life-giving liquid began to ebb the Multiples, Gee Whiz (5) and Fire In The Hole (10) were quickly honoured. Gee Whiz opted on, this, her 5^th Hash to be renamed by KMHHH. Suggestions by the pack included: the popular "Miss Shiggy Piggy", "Snort and Snot", and "Snort This". But in a chorus of whistles Gee Whiz was appropriately renamed "Snort and Snatch".

Finally, as the beer seeped into and began fermenting the pack’s grey matter donations were offered up for the awarding of the all-important Hashshit. The competition toughened with Little Woody, who tried to take advantage of a drunken hare to ferret out the site of the Down-Down; Begging For It, for blaming the Hash for his excessive consumption of fermented liquified grains; and Le Femme, our Beermeister, for running out of beer. As expected though, the Hashshit went to Up & Out under the guise of forgetting to bring the Habberdashery with him. Actually, it was more a case of the pack deciding Up & Out had been deprived of an award far too long and meant to make amends by allowing him to be the first to earn the triple crown.

The Down-Down ended with the bruised and bloody hounds caravaning to the future abode of Miss September for a pool party, nourishment, and of course more beer.