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KMHHH Awards
If you do things right or wrong,
you may go home with one of these!
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The Kiss My Hash House Harriers is unique in that we like to bestow upon our members various awards for outstanding service to their hash.  These awards celebrate our diversity as much as they do our humor. 

Each hasher must know what these awards are and what they represent prior to cuming to the virgin (first) hash.  Study them and be prepared for the quiz!  Each wrong answer is rewarded with one down-down.

Award Stands For Awarded To
FRB Hat Front Running Bastard That Hasher who finds (or stumbles upon) the end of the hash first
DFL Hat Dead Fucking Last That Hasher who arrives at the end last.  Sometimes bestowed multiple times.
Stud Kiss My Hash House Stud Hasher who performs the most studly act
Plunger Hash Shit Hasher who does the most heinous thing
Mop Mop Squeezer Hasher who whines the most
Other awards do not have a physical trophy, but are celebrated with the same reward: a down-down!
Violators Hashers who violate one of the many traditions
Auto-Wankers Hashers who arrive at the end via means other than foot.
Jerry Lewis Awarded to the hasher who tells the worst joke
Non-Apparents Those hasher who have not been bestowed one of the above awards